Resident☾Witch

Busy forever, see you never 💫✨

[👻the insatiable dr. juggs 👻 @GoodnightGoldie]

@trixiemattel You, me and @ally_sheehan 💯

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Happy thanksgiving im thinking of Jacob imprinting on that baby.

[LS | RealNastyBeetle @RealNastyBeetle]

gordon ramsay after threatening to burn a restaurant down and kill everyone in it, receiving an appetizer: Thank you darling

[webster @drakes]

today we sprang forward. i missed out on a whole hour of devil dog deliciousness.

[Starbucks @Starbucks]

Manifesting an iced coffee, no matter what the weather app says.

[webster @drakes]

two facts. spring is coming. prepare by stocking up on funny bones. these facts are not related, but are both true.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

There is nothing silly about a goose.

[Meh @Spilling_The_T]

It's November 1st, so you know what that means

[webster @drakes]

costume idea – webster the duck. you'll be cute and be able to eat all of the yodels you want.

[Suffolk County Police Department @SCPDHq]

Join the SCPD in wishing K9 Hawk a very happy birthday!

[‎ً @hourlyspears]

britney spears at disneyworld, 1999

[webster @drakes]

ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ feed the geese
𝒹𝑜 feed the ducks

[webster @drakes]

there, fixed it

[Resident☾Witch @JennStation]

I just want to move to the middle of no where and make new paper out of old paper and sell fresh eggs on the side of the road as a full time job.

[webster @drakes]

devil dogs do not bite but you may bite them. that is what they were made for. enjoy

[webster @drakes]

kinda rude that life is always giving us lemons instead of apple fruit pies

[webster @drakes]

good morning to everyone except geese

[webster @drakes]

the only place you shouldn't eat a coffee cake is in bed, unless you wanna cuddle with some cinnamon streusel crumbs. which tbh doesn't sound bad to me