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every hand's a winner and every hand's a loser. the best that you can hope for is to die in your sleep.

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@carrico_sarah @hellolanemoore ok this is absolutely how i will be ending this rhyme for the rest of my life. thank you for this!

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@MerriamWebster In the fifth grade, I lost my statewide spelling bee in the final round by misspelling “pleurisy.” I’ll never forget it :-(

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@nktgill i’m putting this in my out-of-office auto reply

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@BCDreyer I also do this! :-(

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@ajwentzwrites @daniel_m_lavery This is the correct answer.

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@youaregoodpod “Well, we’re back…in the car again.”

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@doc_rothenbeck absolutely love this for you! 💕

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@KristinaDaniele @AngrySocWork @ChantsRubio @SNeurotypicals “used air!” i hate it!

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@punished_cait this exact situation happened with me and my sis! only neither of us were spoiled brats about it; we got that it was bad timing. family was with my sis for her wedding & visited me soon after my son was born! baby’s not going anywhere, but wedding is one day.

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@memsource I hadn’t heard of that interpretation! To me, though, “mind the dog” doesn’t align as well with the accompanying mosaic of a reared-back, snarling dog. I’d “beware” that dog for sure!

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@MerriamWebster

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@aubreyhirsch As a non-man who knows some men, I would like to nominate trebuchets.

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@FalynnK isn’t this also true of flour tortillas? we always heat ours on the burner, then put them in a closed tortilla holder thingy. that way they’re toasty-flavored and warm but also soft from the steam

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@laurenthehough You might want to also look at “menstrual discs.” I’ve had my Ziggy disc for years and love it! Discs don’t have that weird point at the bottom which always kinda freaked me out a lil. Good luck with whatever you end up choosing!

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@epicciuto Hauppauge = yuzzzz. Not “youse” but yuzzzz.

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@esiwasil it me

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@lindseyadler I read this as “beyond the sea” and you know what? I’m convinced now that song was also about a merperson’s desperate longing to transform into a biped and reunite with a shore-bound lost love.

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@callie_mt @queersurgeon same…did not realize at first that it was the pre-op exam and not the phallus being stretched out!

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@laurenthehough Check out the Blackthorn Key series by Kevin Sands! My 11-year old tore through those books (5 in the series so far). Fun, well-written historical fiction set in 17th century Europe. The main character is a teenage apothecary’s apprentice with a penchant for blowing stuff up.

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@gabrielroth every streetlight a reminder