jenn welch

Writer. Comedian. Not fun. | Host: @LADYHDpod | she/her | venmo: @jennwelchnow

[jenn welch @JennWelchNow]

Step 1: BURN SHIT DOWN

Step 2: RISE LIKE A PHOENIX FROM THE MOTHERFUCKIN ASHES

Step 3: CANDY

[jenn welch @JennWelchNow]

oh hi i have one wk of unemployment left after being let go from my last gig in February & the job market is abysmal. pls keep me in mind if you need a copywriter / content creator. i’m also available for website work - squarespace / wordpress https://t.co/6RPh1oJoxb

[jenn welch @JennWelchNow]

nyc taxi dash cam footage

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@heidivanderlee yeah the agoraphobia i’ve been fighting for the past three years is feeling very smug right now.

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if ever there was a time for a writer to “show not tell” it’s stewy kissing boys on molly #Succession

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if the succession series finale isn’t 85% theme song i’m not watching it

[jenn welch @JennWelchNow]

i’ve entered that phase of the job search where i can’t stop watching mad max fury road

[jenn welch @JennWelchNow]

S U C C E S S I O N

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@ymmayer omg the kid’s a natural

[jenn welch @JennWelchNow]

suddenly i’m transported back to my childhood bedroom, a little girl, overtired, falling asleep to guns n’ roses on her local classic rock radio station - a Proustian reverie triggered by the wails of this goddamn feral cat colony outside getting it on outside my bedroom window

[sugar lips @iamsugarlipsss]

she was the lead in a best picture this year and you dont add her to the in memoriam?!?! RIP charlbi dean

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in my #Oscars 2023 head canon every award they gave to all quiet on the western front was actually given to babylon

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

It happened.

[jenn welch @JennWelchNow]

how do you not include the lead actress from one of your best picture nominees in the in memoriam montage… #Oscars

[Lakeman @sureshotjohn]

“Oh man, Yeah.”

The second episode of Birds of Amsterdam ft. our first guest @JennWelchNow of @LADYHDpod is out now! 🎉

LINK IN BIO ☣️

#PatriotAmazon #PatriotS1E2 #C19 #podcast

[jenn welch @JennWelchNow]

petition to let this guy host the #Oscars

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there’s literally no reason for hold music to still be this bad

[jenn welch @JennWelchNow]

hey @TMobile maybe *don’t* enforce caps on mobile hotspots for your customers whose home wifi gateways you bricked three days ago?? signed, a customer who’s still waiting on that replacement gateway you were overnighting when she reported her issue Thursday morning…

[jenn welch @JennWelchNow]

okay @blkgirllostkeys is THE BEST and you should definitely sign up for this if you’re a person w/ #ADHD who needs a lil coaching in your life

[René Brooks | Black Girl, Lost Keys @blkgirllostkeys]

I’m VERY excited to be launching my first beta coaching programs; one for Everything You Need to Completely Clean With ADHD, and another for Guard Your Yes!

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mcsalad-shaker-related content has 18.2M views on tiktok…

[jenn welch @JennWelchNow]

okay hitting the dang goal post should be an automatic win #SuperBowl