Every week I order my groceries from Walmart for pick up. This week I clearly wasn’t paying attention when I ordered sugar and bought 25 lbs of it (Here’s a pic of said sugar with my dog for size reference) if anyone needs sugar lmk 🙃
Our first born permanently left the nest today for a nursing gig in Bloomington....thought I’d be like Terry Bradshaw in Failure to Launch...instead I’m a blubbering idiot... #ProudDad
here's a thought
maybe the abundance of infectious disease specialists and healthcare workers who have told us to stay home have a point.
and maybe JUST MAYBE the boy from your high school biology class who claims this "isn't a big deal" in his Facebook status is misinformed.
At dinner the other night the waitress was talking about how sad her dad was that she was graduating and moving out. She asked my dad how he felt about me moving out. He responded with that he is a “numbers guy” and my moving out is just an “increase in his revenue” 🤨🤨🤨