wicked 🕷✨

‘she’s a Woman In Total Control of Herself’ 🕸🍃🕯

[wicked 🕷✨ @JennaKris97]

My husband just rolled over, squeezed my boob & told me I was the life of the party. Then went back to snoring.

[wicked 🕷✨ @JennaKris97]

@dakotahneely oh you know i already am 😭😭

[Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney]

One of the perks of marriage is having someone around to let you know which normal things from your childhood were actually very very weird

[wicked 🕷✨ @JennaKris97]

hahaha ow

[wicked 🕷✨ @JennaKris97]

this pain is getting insufferable. & i don’t wanna worry anyone around me anymore so i just don’t say anything.

american health care, personally, fuck you.

[wicked 🕷✨ @JennaKris97]

happy harvest moon 🌕

[wicked 🕷✨ @JennaKris97]

on facetime with my sister & talking about all the shit in the world & she goes

‘we’re fucking around and we’re finding out’

[wicked 🕷✨ @JennaKris97]

haven’t been around in awhile, haven’t had nicotine for breakfast in awhile but we always come back

[brady 🖖🏻 @itstonypizza]

if i text you "🧙‍♀️" it means HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DOUG. GROW UP BRO, GROW UP

[wicked 🕷✨ @JennaKris97]

if you’re gonna be an obgyn & you’re a male, i swear to fuck, don’t just tell women their problems aren’t real because you don’t want to do the work.

almost 10 years and no one will fucking take me seriously.

[wicked 🕷✨ @JennaKris97]

my sister just referred to white people as ‘mayo mayors’ and i literally just 😐

[wicked 🕷✨ @JennaKris97]

all i’ve learned today is that ✨no one knows what the fuck is wrong with me✨

ahahahaha fuck.

[wicked 🕷✨ @JennaKris97]

not me drinking a whole monster & a huge cup of coffee and still falling asleep 😭

[BriAnne 🌸💕 @brihindthescene]

when people talk about how they can’t drink caffeine like 6+ hours before bed because they’d be so wired i always thought it was SO weird because i could drink it up until the minute i went to sleep and have no issues and i never felt *wired* and then i learned i have adhd

[wicked 🕷✨ @JennaKris97]

@marranara_sauce that’s terrifying tbh. i’m so sorry

[wicked 🕷✨ @JennaKris97]

@marranara_sauce i need more details

[🦂🇯🇲 @bobeaubreaux]

And Roe vs Wade wasn’t just about abortions. If you’re trying to conceive and having trouble good luck securing IVF.

[wicked 🕷✨ @JennaKris97]

i know that shit is going crazy but i can’t help but feel like something else is coming & idk what but i’ve got a really bad feeling.

[Lauren C. Taylor @elleceetee]

I’m sick of living in unprecedented times.

[megan | indy n1 🩵 @swftsgetawaycar]

i mean this with the upmost disrespect. if you are “pro-life” unfollow me right now. i don’t wanna be moots with you, i don’t wanna be your friend, nor do i even want to associate with you. i have absolutely no respect for y’all and never will.

[wicked 🕷✨ @JennaKris97]

so many books i wanna read right this second & the motivation?

gone 🫡

[wicked 🕷✨ @JennaKris97]

@alicat1028 i forced my roommate to watch it with me this morning and i think she’s hooked

[wicked 🕷✨ @JennaKris97]

i’ve watched #TheSummerITurnedPretty twice, from start to finish in two days 😭

at least i wasn’t alone the second time 😂