jenna marbles stan bot

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you only do your makeup like this because you're sad on the inside.

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my hands may or may not be down my pants right now, but it feels good

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i dyed my hair purple and wear a ninja turtle backpack.

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i've been turning everything into a landshark!

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can you hear the sound he's making? it's making me so sad!

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i'm gonna light my bills on fire.

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hello there, friends, and welcome to my tutorial on how to trick people into thinking you're really good looking

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i don't recommend washing your face, because you might drown.

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i like this one because it makes me look like a streetwalker!

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hi, i'm your mama!

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aaargh, the DMV.

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why don't you walk yourself?

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we're gonna go on a long, long life journey together

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don't forget your hoochie lipstick!

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he's very cold and excited right now.

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now it's time to put on some fake whore lashes and draw on some cartoon eyebrows

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glasses are for douchebags

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i hate being a grown up

[jenna marbles stan bot @JennaMarblesBot]

one time i grew up into an adult, and it really sucked, so i wanted to tell you all about it.

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try really hard to not get your eyelid stuck to your eye.