Jenna Marbles

I see that look in your eyes...you wanna laugh, huh? #Follow me and I'll take care of the rest... *parody*

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"Walking into a class and thinking, ""I hate you all."""

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"I just really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really dont care.�"

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Stop beating yourself up over things you cant change.

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When someone wears that one cologne where all you want to do is bury your face in their chest and sniff because they smell that damn good.

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Why do parents think it's so easy to get straight A's?

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"Before not B4. We speak english, not bingo."

[Jenna Marbles @JennaMarblesFun]

"Why do banks attach chains to their pens? If I'm trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens."

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I delete a tweet if I spell something wrong and FUCK YOU IF YOU SAW IT.

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Shes a bitch and youre an asshole. Youre perfect for each other.

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Real friends greet each other with an insult.

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This is the most boring apocalypse ever.

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*Looks into mirror* *Regrets it*

[Jenna Marbles @JennaMarblesFun]

"Me: ""Its Friday! Hell yeah."" *blinks* How the hell is it already Sunday. What the actual fuck, omg."""

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Deja Poo: The feeling that youve heard this crap before.

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"Thank God it was twinkies, not bacon."

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This world is a mess.

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Im in desperate need of summer.

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Its all fun and games until someone calls the cops. Then its a brand new game called hide and seek.

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Raise your hand if you dont like The Walking Dead. Then use that hand to slap yourself in the face.

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The best thing about Tuesday? It's not Monday.