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@thomasdgruel @LindseyGrahamSC @Live5News @LindseyGrahamSC needs to sit down and treat his #ladybugs

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@LindseyGrahamSC @seanhannity @LindseyGrahamSC no thanks.

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Do people really prepay their taxes? That’s similar to getting scraped BEFORE the orgy. #PresidentialDebate2020 #VoteBidenHarrisToSaveAmerica #VoteEarly #Vote2020 #VoteHimOut2020 #VoteHimOutandLockHimUp

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Come out and see us tonight!! https://t.co/iMcatX8tj8

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Come on out!! https://t.co/vkCqSDoJm4

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Howdy, y’all! Come on out and buy a single gal (that’s me!) a shot while you’re at it! Featuring Darla Dayne, Tay Tau Beignet, and Brigitte Bandit! https://t.co/QUHDhgUBlj

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Check it out!!!!! https://t.co/6ItObfiBF4

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Here we are again, girl! I still got that costume if you want to borrow it! https://t.co/LTeHFLHW5A

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I don’t care to join the real world yet.... and please let me have vacation just a little bit longer.

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Has Anderson Cooper really never had Jager shots before? Get with it, Mary!

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Lindsay Lohan looks ROUGH boy. This video is clearly from rehab.

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Howdy, Y’all! It’s the fourth Friday, so you know what that means! Hot Mess Express is pulling into the The Highball Austin tonight for a fun-filled show featuring Darla Dayne, TayTay Beignet, and your... https://t.co/OzJxwt8LV6

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I think the distance has done wonders for our friendship, don’t you Charles Starks? I grow more and more thankful for it each day... all 1200 miles of it!

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Trying to find a good stopping point for the way back to SC next weekend. Recommendations anyone?

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I would kill for Bojangles right now.

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Happy birthday to My Friend Mary Vandewege!

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I think I’ll
Make a wig tonight... — at Von Scrum Manor https://t.co/VVm2OI6EKG

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I wad trying to clean the bathroom, and the lights went out. If that’s not a sign to sit down on the couch, I don’t know what is.

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Come on out y’all!!!! https://t.co/cz56StZ6Hx

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Howdy, y’all! Mr. Von Scrum has been hard at work weed whacking away at my back, so come out to Hot Mess Express at The Highball Austin tomorrow night to see how good of a job he did! Show starts at 11 and features Darla Dayne, Whitny, and TayTay... https://t.co/8mDlxUFuUJ