Jacob

big Microsoft excel 97 guy

[Jacob @Jennett24]

@b1gdumb1diott You can get velos and zyns on the way out of the Dublin airport which sets up nice for a million pints

[Bummer T. Vibes, Esq @VibesBummer]

Before google maps you just had a buddy in another car who said “follow me” then proceeded to run a late yellow at the next intersection.

[kelsey.🐸 @m4rvelgirl]

Watched no pressure cover fall out boy in Chicago and it honestly was life changing

[Rojo McDumpsack @sackchiller]

Love it when the Chili’s waiter just posts up like this while he takes my order

[corb @awshuqs]

the day Wisconsin stood still

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

coffee into a high salt and oil dish you're gonna blow a hole through the seat of your car on the drive home

[TRANS GIRLS BE FREE @NICOLEBHC]

Best band of every generation of hardcore is from Boston

[Jacob @Jennett24]

@plantphotomami Cologne is a really great city, make sure to check out the cathedral in town and do a kiosk tour if you have the time!

[Charles Curran @charliebcurran]

Every Chicago group chat i'm in has asked for a video of the pope walking out to love sosa

feels important

[Jacob @Jennett24]

@Ross_Turke Consistently in awful position for defensive rebounds too

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

Goo goo dolls iris playing as I stare longingly and lovingly at the camel Turkish royals behind the cash register before reluctantly buying cool mint 6mg zyns

Indian guy that owns the place: buddy. Hey buddy. Card say declined.

[Jacob @Jennett24]

@realalanvelting @TweetsByNate @ryenarussillo As a Michigan fan you should be well aware that accuracy and touch are very hard to coach, Joe Milton is a prime example of this. Calling JJ low floor is crazy. When asked to go win games he did. Put him in an offense like Oregon or Ohio State and he’d have the stats you want

[Jacob @Jennett24]

@realalanvelting @TweetsByNate @ryenarussillo Comparing JJ to Arich is certainly something. JJ started 2 full seasons and had a career 68% completion rate vs. 55%, plus he barely turned the ball over.

[Jacob @Jennett24]

@Ross_Turke Pretty crazy considering it has no impact on his future eligibility

[The Ball Is Orange @theballisorange]

Seeing the United Healthcare CEO get shot made me realize I treated you as deductible when I should have put a premium on you to fully cover the preexisting conditions of our relationship. No need to reply, I know this is out of pocket and open enrollment for your heart has ended

[Clayton Sayfie @CSayf23]

Since this tweet, Michigan has:

- Beaten Ohio State four times
- Won three Big Ten championships
- Won a national championship

[Swanky Wolverine @swankywolverine]

W.