Jennifer Spilios

[Jennifer Spilios @Jennidyan]

#seminoleSO

[Jennifer Spilios @Jennidyan]

DING DING in the debate ring! This shit just got real.

[Jennifer Spilios @Jennidyan]

The whole "elf on the shelf" is getting annoying. I get it.

[Jennifer Spilios @Jennidyan]

Sometimes I think I'm an FBI agent, or maybe inspector gadget.

[Jennifer Spilios @Jennidyan]

The cougars are out tonight!

[Jennifer Spilios @Jennidyan]

On my way to Phoenix. Had a nice little power nap before my 630am flight.

[Jennifer Spilios @Jennidyan]

Who wants to see MY birth certificate???

[Jennifer Spilios @Jennidyan]

Dear Dwight Howard. Please wrap ur massive wing span around me. I need a hug.

[Jennifer Spilios @Jennidyan]

The guy next to me in first class smelled like syrup.Now craving pancakes. Damn you, you sweet smelling son of a bitch!

[Jennifer Spilios @Jennidyan]

Canadians really need to learn how to pour. "shits weak"!

[Jennifer Spilios @Jennidyan]

NYC bound. I must look hot after 2 hrs of sleep. Just got hit on by a 60 yr old TSA agent. Still got it.

[Jennifer Spilios @Jennidyan]

I plan on offending as many people as i possibly can in the next 15 minutes.

[Jennifer Spilios @Jennidyan]

I'm trying to get kicked out of Canada. Don't know why, but they love me here.

[Jennifer Spilios @Jennidyan]

United airlines better stock up on their vodka. Long flight tonight.

[Jennifer Spilios @Jennidyan]

@weberswoman meeeeeeee! After I hibernate all day from my red eye!

[Jennifer Spilios @Jennidyan]

If you were in the wild, I'd attack you. Even if you weren't in my food chain. I'd go out of my way to attack you.

[Jennifer Spilios @Jennidyan]

ummm, yeah...I can Hum if I want to! Suck it!

[Jennifer Spilios @Jennidyan]

Sometimes I have the urge to slam my head against a wall as hard as possible.

[Jennifer Spilios @Jennidyan]

"Nationwide is on my side" with a hot guy and 2 martinis and a late night booty call. Where's that ad? In my head...

[Jennifer Spilios @Jennidyan]

Tonight I shall be called charlie sheen.