itsJiggzybitch

Mother of four + one furry boi. Dribbling shit on Twitter since 2020.

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I’ve been an Australian citizen since 1996, but I don’t think I’ll ever be a true Aussie cos I don’t like lamb or Hills Hoists. 🙈

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@ghoulhag I achieved the same, just by being 100% English 😂

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In today’s episode of I’m getting old, a Picnic bar almost killed me. And by that I mean I managed to inhale melted chocolate from my own mouth.

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*Me, minding my own business at the hairdressers*
*My reflection* “Yo! What’s up ugly!”

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Took our kids out for a meal. It was taking a while. It happens. Then the food arrived I exclaimed “oh, look at your hotdog!” to my 6yr old “what do you say?” (expecting “thank you”) and he looks at his food and just deadpans “About time”. I’m so nailing parenthood. #sendhelp

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@joncoopertweets Finish my sandwich

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I was not prepared for episode 3. Wow.
#TheLastOfUsEp3

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I have a constant pain in my neck. I can’t figure out if it’s work, my spouse, my kids, the immeasurable weight of existence or just my body’s Check Engine light. Adulting is fun.

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@altonbrown It’s of the mythical variety, like a unicorn for example.

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@RealHughJackman My daughter is Eleven

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@canneo2103145 Shit, it’s the dawn of the Triffids

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@fuckedupcars Oh, I know! You peg your laundry on it and drive around till it’s dry?

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Considering the amount of laundry my kids create I’ve decided that they’re gonna become nudists.
#worksmarternotharder

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Runway shows would be a lot more impressive if each model got to the end of the catwalk and gave us a little tidbit of why her outfit is so great, like “It has pockets!”, “It has built in underwire!” or “this button summons a demon to eat the asshat bothering you at the bar!”

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@Sethrogen No, no. In the interest of science let the man continue.

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I’m coming baby! 😂 @ChrisEvans

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@yuanyi_z Haha, I was born in England and raised in Australia and can confirm I’m useless six months out of the year 😂

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The new fragrance, “Minge. By Me”.

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Look Dry July is just one step too far in the bollocks that is adulthood. I refuse to take part in this oppression.
#fourkids #mammaneedswine

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Got me a Mamma’s Boy.
*me hugging my 9yr old*
Master 5 to me: “I don’t like it when you hug Fee, it makes me all pissed!”
Master 5 to his dad: “When she hugs Sofia it just burns me up inside!”
#truelove #thatsmymum