Jennifer Palmer 🇭🇷♥️🇺🇦

Croatian, German, Scottish, crunchy yet girly, smart-ass extraordinaire fueled entirely by coffee. Writer, editor, chef, bartender. She/her. #ResistanceBySnark

[Jennifer Palmer 🇭🇷♥️🇺🇦 @JenniePalmer]

I’ve been looking for a way to support relief efforts but had trouble figuring out what things were legit and what are scams. Delighted to share this link. #UnitedForUkraine | United Way Worldwide (⁦@UnitedWay⁩ ⁦@unitedwaySWPA⁩) 🇺🇦 ♥️ 🇺🇦 https://t.co/TUxcHpnrWL

[Jennifer Palmer 🇭🇷♥️🇺🇦 @JenniePalmer]

@ElieNYC Especially where it’s legal. Federal law has to get on board with weed being no less safe than booze.

[Jennifer Palmer 🇭🇷♥️🇺🇦 @JenniePalmer]

@MichellesDude @ProjectLincoln Rein in.

☔️ Rain (water from sky)
👑 Reign (kings/queens)
🐴 Rein (things you pull)

This is a pet peeve.

[Jennifer Palmer 🇭🇷♥️🇺🇦 @JenniePalmer]

@Jeanthebean8816 @Kristinartz Fairly sure that’s against the Geneva Conventions.

Also, one of my HS friends is named Jean and we all called her Jean Bean. 💙

[Jennifer Palmer 🇭🇷♥️🇺🇦 @JenniePalmer]

@juniemoon35 @Kristinartz Catholic high school too… I’ve always loved tartan (a plaid is an item of clothing; tartan is a pattern)… took me until about 30 years after graduating to be able to wear Black Watch, but now I wear it with the most delicious sense of irony.

[Jennifer Palmer 🇭🇷♥️🇺🇦 @JenniePalmer]

@Jeanthebean8816 @Kristinartz My college colours were purple & white and I love them still.

[Glen Carroll @MrGlenCarroll]

The Ultimate Irony Elon Musk Never Saw Coming

Remember when Elon Musk spent $44 billion to buy Twitter, rebranded it to X, fired everyone who knew how to run it, and turned it into a right-wing echo chamber so he could help Trump win?

Yeah. About that.

Because out of the shadows comes Dark Brandon Junior — and he's running laps around the entire MAGA ecosystem.

Hunter Biden (@HunterBiden) marked 7 years clean and sober on June 1. Instead of hiding, he posted a video thanking his recovery community. Then the trolls came for him. And instead of clapping back with anger, he disarmed them with something MAGA doesn't know how to fight: self-deprecating wit, radical honesty, and zero fs given.*

When someone accused him of leaving that White House coke behind, Hunter replied: "It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs."

When someone photoshopped a pipe in his mouth, he corrected them: "A crack pipe doesn't have that little bowl at the end. This is why we can't trust AI."

When a user said they'd vote for him if he made a crack joke campaign ad, Hunter fired back: "How about 'Let's take another crack with a Biden.' Needs work but the possibilities are endless."

The result? Even his former MAGA tormentors are apologizing. One user called him "the MAGA whisperer." Hunter's reply summed up the whole damn problem: "Left, right, D or R, we all want the same things. We're being divided on purpose by the Epstein Elite Oligarch class because as long as we're at each other's throats, they get fat and rich off of our misery."

Meanwhile, I posted a side-by-side: Don Jr. looking like he just crawled out of a three-day bender vs. a clean, sober, sharp-witted Hunter Biden. Asked a simple question: Which first son's family would you trust with American democracy?

You know what's beautiful? Elon Musk spent billions to control the narrative. And now Hunter Biden — the man they spent years trying to destroy — is using X to unite Democrats who felt voiceless, shame trolls with humor, and remind everyone what actual redemption looks like.

So here's my message to every Democrat clutching their pearls about "messaging" and "optics":

Stop. Just stop.

Hunter Biden is out here doing more for Democratic morale than half the party's consultants. He's not running for anything. He's not farming for clicks. He's just speaking like the Americans his father and our parents raised — honest, unafraid, and unwilling to let bullies define him.

Meanwhile, the other side nominated a convicted felon and adjudicated rapist and didn't blink. They don't do purity tests. They do power.

So let's be clear: Laugh at the memes. Share the posts. Tag @HunterBiden every chance you get. Because every time you do, you remind people that redemption is real, that sobriety is worth celebrating, and that the party of "family values" spent years attacking a man for his addiction while their own golden boy Don Jr. can't even keep his eyes open in public photos.

Elon Musk, thank you. Without you, we wouldn't have Hunter Biden lighting up your own platform with truth, humor, and the kind of unscripted humanity MAGA can never fake.

#DarkBrandonJunior #MAGAWhisperer #HunterBiden #SobrietyWins #X #ElonMusk #DemocratsUnited #smokefléét

[Jennifer Palmer 🇭🇷♥️🇺🇦 @JenniePalmer]

@MichaelTB63 @MotleySue2 @KhanSaba1278 I seem “quite middle class” too, but I’m also in what is known as the ALICE population. Asset Limited Income Constrained Employed. I need major car repairs but can’t afford them. I run out of money before I run out of days every pay period. Your privilege is showing. Unattractive

[Jennifer Palmer 🇭🇷♥️🇺🇦 @JenniePalmer]

@KhanSaba1278 A dash of hot sauce never hurts anything! Also, you can use them to make “that green bean casserole” we all grew up with. Toss in a can of mushroom soup, some extra mushrooms, crispy fried onions (Aldi’s house brand is every bit as good as French’s), some grated cheese. Bake.

[Jennifer Palmer 🇭🇷♥️🇺🇦 @JenniePalmer]

@HunterBiden @iamno1s2hold I fucking love this.

[Jennifer Palmer 🇭🇷♥️🇺🇦 @JenniePalmer]

@suzievanbommel @HunterBiden @MandieBrowne Exactly. History will judge him as one of the greatest presidents ever. And one of the best human beings.

@HunterBiden, make sure your mom and dad both know how much love there is for them — and for you. Hugs from Pittsburgh.

[Jennifer Palmer 🇭🇷♥️🇺🇦 @JenniePalmer]

@ronsterd89 Yep. I chain smoked my way across the Atlantic many times.

[Jennifer Palmer 🇭🇷♥️🇺🇦 @JenniePalmer]

@knowsudhir Going. Googling. Gagging. Oh. Also GAG. Gulag. Grog. Glug.

[Jennifer Palmer 🇭🇷♥️🇺🇦 @JenniePalmer]

@HunterBiden @johngid12 And all of this is why your mom and dad are SO proud of you. You’re an inspiration to so many people… ❤️

[Jennifer Palmer 🇭🇷♥️🇺🇦 @JenniePalmer]

@TulsiGabbardRVQ Marriage. Being a dad. Being a man of faith. Being POTUS. Being a human.

[Jennifer Palmer 🇭🇷♥️🇺🇦 @JenniePalmer]

@_josephine0_ Cheese curds & gravy. Those would make amazing poutine.

[Jennifer Palmer 🇭🇷♥️🇺🇦 @JenniePalmer]

@Monica55dzrh Fuck no.

[Jennifer Palmer 🇭🇷♥️🇺🇦 @JenniePalmer]

@ronsterd89 Omg me. Roasted sprouts = amazing. Sautéed with shallots & bacon is how I do them for holidays and people who don’t like sprouts.

[Jennifer Palmer 🇭🇷♥️🇺🇦 @JenniePalmer]

@Kristinartz I call many of them friend, sister, cousin, and one of them self.

[Jennifer Palmer 🇭🇷♥️🇺🇦 @JenniePalmer]

@Kristinartz That’s roughly what made me file for divorce and call immigration back when it was INS.

[Jennifer Palmer 🇭🇷♥️🇺🇦 @JenniePalmer]

@KaterynaLis @TheRickWilson Fuck.