Jennifer Worley

[Beep🇺🇸 @fiercefreckled]

Jon Stewart NAILS it! Did you know corporations SOCIALIZE their losses & PRIVATIZE its gains? Yes, corporations keep all profits for themselves while we the taxpayer pick up the tab for their losses. It’s WHY they’re so filthy rich & it’s been the “Corporate way” since Reagan.

[Mt. St. Helens @MtStHelensWA]

Imagine dinosaurs posing with an asteroid

[Leslie Jones 🦋 @Lesdoggg]

What he said… @traecrowder

[Chaucer Doth Tweet @LeVostreGC]

Nevir shal Ich give thee up
Nevir shal Ich lat thee doun
Nevir shal Ich runne arounde
and go from thee
Nevir shal Ich make thee to crye
Nevir shal Ich 'farewell' sigh
Nevir speke falsehood
To cause thee sorowe

[Doctor Who @bbcdoctorwho]

The Fourteenth Doctor. Why did this face come back? To say goodbye? ❤️❤️➕🔷 #DoctorWho

[National Geographic @NatGeo]

🦈 This #SharkAwarenessDay, join us in dispelling myths and showing some love for these ancient creatures.

#SharkFest continues on @natgeotv and is streaming on @disneyplus and @hulu

[Lynda Carter @RealLyndaCarter]

Don’t forget to be awesome.

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

(Falling to my knees, begging, pleading)
Please.
Folks, seriously.
PLEASE.
Do not - and I can’t emphasize this enough - set the state on fire this weekend.

[Jennifer Worley @JenniePea]

@jesse_norwalt @dennisswender Here’s a question. What is the greater harm? If it is flirty and you ask the boys to leave her alone, what is the harm? If she means “No” and is scared, what is the harm if you turn away?

[The G.L.O.A.T. @LakeSuperior]

🤷‍♀️

[Chaucer Doth Tweet @LeVostreGC]

Scoobye doobye D'Ou, wher art thou?
It behoveth us to worke nowe
Scoobye doobye D'Ou, wher art thou?
We seeke some aide from thee nowe.

Scoobye doobye D'Ou, heere art thou
Most readye and most willinge
Wyth thy chivalrie, Scoobye D'Ou
Certes we wil catch that villayne

[Jennifer Worley @JenniePea]

@Lynnwade60 @LadyJayPersists Are these the same schools with the litter boxes in classrooms for students identifying as cats? In Oz? Brigadoon? The site of the Bowling Green Massacre? Oh, I know! Hogwarts!

[Anime Aesthetics @anime_]

Jiji 😸

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

Jesus said that peacemakers would be known as the children of God.

Not the fear mongers.

Not the authoritarians.

Not the gatekeepers.

Not those who see their religion as a war against the world.

He said, “blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God.”

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

Ok but seriously where is that Bezos yacht, We have a lot of solidarity stuff to tell him

[Trey Ferguson @PastorTrey05]

Americans fight racism and get called unpatriotic/unAmerican.

Christians fight sexism & queerphobia and get called heretics and apostates.

If you commit to the wholeness of others, those who eat from the harvest of brokenness will refer to your good as evil.

Do it anyway.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Hike in groups. Bears like to have options

[Jennifer Worley @JenniePea]

@wtfis2bdone @RabbiHarvey Maybe they object to the “Don’t Panic” message, since whipping people into a panic over an M&M’s shoes, the gender of a toy potato, a subject no one is teaching, a medical procedure no one is performing, and a retired lady’s e-mails seems to be their entire brand.

[Non-Ironically T.V.'s B. Dave Walters - EVERYWHERE @BDaveWalters]

Y'all, I found it: The single greatest post EVER