Jen X

Proud mom and wife. 💕 English Lit grad, server, lover of philosophy, and all-around enigma to many. 🇺🇸 ⚽️ 🌈 🐈‍⬛ 🦋 ♥️

[Laxmi Rani Bodana @lax97981]

BREAKING: WHATSAPP IS SECRETLY EATING YOUR PHONE STORAGE EVERY SINGLE DAY.

Most people have no idea how much.

I found 11GB of files I never knowingly saved.

Here's exactly where it all goes 👇

[Lily @lily_choudhury_]

A guy used Google Maps for 8 years before he realized he was using it wrong.

Drove 40,000+ miles on it. Never missed a turn. Never touched a setting beyond volume.

His coworker — a delivery driver who's logged 12,000+ trips — sat in his passenger seat and watched him navigate for 15 minutes.

She finally said: "Can I see your phone? You're missing the 7 features that make this thing actually useful. Google buries them 3 menus deep. Every driver I know wastes time and gas because of it."

She changed 7 settings in 5 minutes.

His next road trip took 40 minutes less. Zero wrong turns. Never once looked at the screen while driving.

Here's what she changed:

[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

100-YEAR-OLD WOMAN GAVE ME HER LAST 12 PIECES OF ADVICE. THEY CHANGED MY WHOLE LIFE.

1. Never announce your plans.

[Mike Levin @MikeLevin]

This is really stupid, and it’s not getting enough attention.

The Trump administration is pulling a working $368 million ocean monitoring system out of the water, equipment taxpayers already bought, built, and sank into the deep ocean.

And they are doing it right when the oceans are behaving in ways that alarm the scientists who study them.

Record-breaking temperatures.

A system of Atlantic currents that may be lurching toward collapse.

The response?

Yank out the instruments and walk away.

That is not budgeting. That is smashing the gauges while the engine is on fire and calling it efficiency.

For what? The Trump administration dressed it up as a “nimbler approach” and “smart lifecycle management,” which is fancy nonsense for “we shut it off and hoped nobody would ask why.” There is no return-on-investment analysis. They cannot show taxpayers save a dime, because the gear is already paid for and the science it produces protects real money and real lives.

The kicker: the same people killing the monitors want to mine the deep sea for minerals. So they are destroying the only tools that could measure what that mining does. That is not an accident.

That is the point. You cannot see the damage if you break the instruments first.
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[This Account Makes You Happy @FeelYouHappy]

If this wasn't recorded, no one would believe it.

[Metabolic Factor @MetabolicFactor]

Effective daily home exercises for a better body structure. Would you try this at home?

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Too on point not to share, “Aussie reply to Trump rant about NATO not being there for us.

Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage.
You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail.
Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates.
Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you.
And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban thanked you very much for losing again.
And you're calling Greenland poorly run?
Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no.
"NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years.
And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess.
So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your fucking mouth. Credit (borrowed from) Jim Scroggins - original author 📷 unknown”

[Natasya Wilonna @inaya190420]

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[Heidi 🏖 🐬💙🍹🌊 @Brodiesmom68]

I haven’t laughed this hard in so long.
Make sure you have your pee pad on.
I have tears running down my leg. 😂
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[The Dodo @dodo]

She grooms them and supervises their every move ❤️

[ira @iraseorita]

Nutella pancake pockets 🥞

[Jen X @Jennife70909147]

@realDonaldTrump You fucking suck as our president and you should be in prison for so many things. Maybe just SHUT THE FUCK UP occasionally

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Wow cool.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Jeff Bridges pulled up to John Goodman’s Walk of Fame ceremony in the actual Dude sweater — Goodman’s reaction is pure joy. Cinema history hugging it out.

[Jen X @Jennife70909147]

@SenatorTimScott She didn't complete the assignment and was rude and offensive. Get it right

[Jen X @Jennife70909147]

@Nalin_Haley Stupid bitch says what?

[Jen X @Jennife70909147]

@Nalin_Haley @0liviajulianna What a fucking disgusting thing to say to someone. You fucking suck and should be ashamed of your idiotic existence

[Jen X @Jennife70909147]

@realDonaldTrump You suck more every day

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Westerners' Chinese tattoos be like

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[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

The economy in 2025...