JenniferMarie

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[JenniferMarie @Jennifer21Marie]

@TheRoyaltyfamly gave my son an unrealistic expectation that I can afford to buy him Gucci clothes to go to 1st grade! Boyyyy, you’re 6! One GUCCI shirt is your WHOLE school clothes budget! 😂

[sami sage @samisagesays]

i feel secretly relieved when i open the dryer to find the clothes are still damp and i can postpone folding them for 1 more cycle

[Andrex Herrer @andrexherrer]

“I should sleep”

Also me:

[Joanna Beck @beckministries]

If you aren't happy for others, it's not a reflection of them, but of your own heart.

[𝕺𝖗𝖑𝖆𝖌𝖍 @allaboutorlagh]

“No worries either way” when I’m actually worrying both ways plus a secret third way

[Cam (non ball knower) @Camorooni]

Now that Russ is gone it's finally safe to this:

Should have run it with Marshawn

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious month between covid waves

[** @bigguccicraigy]

Tom brady met his kids and wife for the first time and said fuck that

[sad oat @sad_oat]

if you ever ‘thumbs up’ one of my texts i’ll just assume you want me dead

[Spac𝑒 @sadcrib]

At my funeral i want a big kahoot game about my life and whoever wins gets my will

[Nell The Great ☥ 🧲🙏🏽 @nelljuggernaut]

Kids as soon as the WiFi 🛑 stop working

[Karun Pal @karunpal]

Give, but don't let it empty you.

[Juno🏴‍☠️ @fein4chuckyy]

I miss that Diced pineapples, Lotus flower bomb, Power trip, Adorn, Sure thing, Aston Martin music era 🥲

[JenniferMarie @Jennifer21Marie]

But really, what I ordered vs. what I got was not even close. Wth @Nike???

[ᘋ.🦋 @bbryttni]

i owe this year to myself.

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

It is impossible for me to be happy when I’m even slightly cold.

[Lily 🎀 @hotlatinanearme]

people who don't have cases on their phones make me nervous like why u tempting fate

[chu @chuuzus]

nature is actually healing.

[JenniferMarie @Jennifer21Marie]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary