I just wanna say Carrie Underwood gave 13 year old me the WRONG IMPRESSION of what you can do when a man fucks you up. Like I thought all females just went around destroying their man’s car when they cheat, but apparently that’s “illegal behavior”. Total rip off.
In honor of Jersey Shore coming back on, we are no longer calling Uber’s. We are supporting our local cab drivers and designating one person to announce they’re here each pregame