Jennifer Alzate

[Jennifer Alzate @JenniferAlzate6]

You ever just pray you get hungry late before bed just so you can make yourself a scrumptious hot Cheeto bowl

me too

[Jennifer Alzate @JenniferAlzate6]

I use to think drinking alone was sad.

Now it’s fun (as I watch Madagascar) OORRRR maybe I’m crazy, who cares

[Jennifer Alzate @JenniferAlzate6]

My toxic trait is I’m about to eat a hot soup for dinner and it’s 90 degree outside

[Jennifer Alzate @JenniferAlzate6]

I said to my coworker last week “do you ever just like sit and think about the fact that we are skin and bones that can talk?” She said no but said I brought up a valid point to think about

[ivy ♡ *⁠.⁠✧ @xbabyivy]

Yall ever be sitting and think... damn this is the real life

[Jennifer Alzate @JenniferAlzate6]

I just had a realization that I am living a life that I have dreamed about and I shouldn’t be complaining about a single thing

[Jennifer Alzate @JenniferAlzate6]

Does your chicken ever taste too…chickeny

[Jennifer Alzate @JenniferAlzate6]

I wanna cayak but I have this irrational fear of fish and large bodies of water

[Jennifer Alzate @JenniferAlzate6]

I saw a mouse/mole on the stairs at my extended living hotel yesterday and now I can’t walk up the stairs like a normal person. I’m frightened, send help.

[LORRAKON @LORRAKON]

Everyone at the Oscar’s when Will Smith assaulted Chris Rock on national television #Oscars

[Jennifer Alzate @JenniferAlzate6]

I miss when I would ask my mom to make me some salmon and she would have it ready for me after school or when I would text her saying I really wanted some pomegranate and she’d get me a couple on her next grocery run

[Jennifer Alzate @JenniferAlzate6]

I’m addicted to cheese

[Jennifer Alzate @JenniferAlzate6]

I am having a mid-midlife crisis

[Jennifer Alzate @JenniferAlzate6]

I love when the baristas at Starbucks are nice, it makes me happy

[Jennifer Alzate @JenniferAlzate6]

I started classes like 2 days ago and I’m already like a week behind, I’m confused

[Jennifer Alzate @JenniferAlzate6]

I’ve eaten ramen noodle, hot Cheetos, and carrot cake for dinner and have an almond joy waiting in the fridge for me all while watching Elf...this is how I use to eat on a regular bases in middle school, wtf.

[Jennifer Alzate @JenniferAlzate6]

Idk how to cope with my mask acne, it’s getting out of control

[glock ☦︎ @gloccnem]

We went from November 1 to November 20 in 2 days

[Jennifer Alzate @JenniferAlzate6]

People take smell for granted, smelling beautiful things is the best feeling ever. Freshly washed hair, skin, candles 😍 food 🍲

[Jennifer Alzate @JenniferAlzate6]

I have a bad habit of doing homework and letting it sit out in my living room for a week