Jenni Schwartz

SFX and beauty makeup artist, overgrown emo kid, and caffeine addict.

[Beartooth @BEARTOOTHband]

Thank you Vegas! 🤘

📷 • @Benzuckerphotos

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

The bill bans nose jobs for trans teens, but not for cis teens. If that sounds unconstitutional it’s because it is.

See y’all in court.

[*screams into the void* @alexcollyard]

*average of 600 mass shootings a year happen over 3 year span*

no way to fix this :(

*trans people exist*

64 anti-trans bills passed, 376 currently active

[Jenni Schwartz @JenniferAnne42]

Disrespectfully, fuck off.

[Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 @FmrRepMTG]

How much hormones like testosterone and medications for mental illness was the transgender Nashville school shooter taking?

Everyone can stop blaming guns now.

[Ari Drennen @AriDrennen]

If you don’t think “we have to ban transgenderism entirely” counts as genocidal rhetoric, I would encourage you to swap in another group for trans people and see if a lightbulb goes off for you and then consider that trans people are also people.

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

If you want an update on the state of reproductive care in this country

My sister gave birth 11 weeks ago and can’t get any kind of postpartum appointment because she lives in a rural area and has to drive over an hour for care.

But sure, let’s focus on the drag queen bills.

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

Do you think any reporters will ask Trump about this when he visits East Palestine today?

[b o n e s @owenowhereowhy]

For all the fuckwads scared of ‘trans women attacking them in the bathroom’ why aren’t you scared of Marjorie Taylor green attacking you in the bathroom

[Jenni Schwartz @JenniferAnne42]

@thejstoobs Omfg

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

this is incredible

[Jenni Schwartz @JenniferAnne42]

@a_bake15 I can’t either. She’s fucking awful

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

The only thing I like about Elon is that he disproves all the positive stereotypes about billionaires every day

[Jenni Schwartz @JenniferAnne42]

@acatwith2heads @Jordanbloked Like who told them to do this….

[💞 Marley 🧚🏻 @acatwith2heads]

Yeah I’m never having kids. Plants and cats are enough for me!!! Lmao

[Jenni Schwartz @JenniferAnne42]

THEN LEAVE BITCH. No one likes you anyways you antisemitic troll

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Marjorie Taylor Greene is whining that her $174,000 taxpayer-funded salary is too low: “Becoming a member of Congress has made my life miserable. I made a lot more money before I got here. I’ve lost money since I’ve gotten here.”

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

Unemployment is at an all-time low, yet people can’t afford eggs or rent—63% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck. It’s not that “no one wants to work,” it’s that these corporations are stealing people’s wages. It’s time to fight back.

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

Cancel Netflix. They just lost my business. "Password-sharing" is not a thing, it's called password-using. This is regressive bullshit borne out of capitalist greed to squeeze more money out of us. People paid for a password and they use it wherever they go.

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

One of the facts seared into my head is that when Derek Chauvin was convicted for murdering George Floyd, he was only the 7th cop to be convicted of murder since 2005, out of the 15,000 police killings in those 16 years.