Jennifer Clark Estes

(AKA JennaWren) Children's writer (PB, MG), teacher, mom of four humans and one rescue pup. Lover of wine, chocolate, and kids' books. Lives in revisionland.

[Jennifer Clark Estes @JenniferCEstes]

@CoachJoeAdam It matters. WWJD?

[Jennifer Clark Estes @JenniferCEstes]

@RobSchneider Oh wait! You were that try hard who liked to hang around actors with actual talent. Like the dude who got paid to do the Lucky Charms leprechaun voice. Sorry. You were almost tall enough for that role.☘️

[Jennifer Clark Estes @JenniferCEstes]

@RobSchneider Were you an actor or something? Lucky Charms voice? I can't place your name. And I grew up in the 80s. Did you do Saturday morning commercials or something? 🤔

[Jennifer Clark Estes @JenniferCEstes]

@Loi_cee Well, if you were 8 I'd recommend Beat the Turtle Drum. Wrecked me.

[Jennifer Clark Estes @JenniferCEstes]

Now do Stephen A.

[Mike @TheReal_MadMike]

Finally someone with balls calls out @PatMcAfeeShow for being a complete fucking bitch.

[Jennifer Clark Estes @JenniferCEstes]

who tf is calicular and why should i care

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

If you paid even a penny in federal income tax last year, you paid more than:

Tesla
Southwest
Disney
Live Nation
HP
United
PayPal
CVS Health
Palantir
Citigroup
PG&E
3M

That's right. They paid $0 in federal income tax.

It's time for big corporations to pay their fair share.

[Jennifer Clark Estes @JenniferCEstes]

@BradfemlyWalsh And also I don't have a spare $100 bucks a week to throw away on shit like that

[Jennifer Clark Estes @JenniferCEstes]

@Jujuca1987 Caitlyn Jenner

[Jennifer Clark Estes @JenniferCEstes]

@AllisonRFloyd Ha! No, not you specifically! Just for whoever didn't know who she was! 😄

[Jennifer Clark Estes @JenniferCEstes]

I always dreamed that I would be so incredibly rich that I'd buy all the sports stadiums and name them after poets.

[Jennifer Clark Estes @JenniferCEstes]

I've passed period clots that were bigger. Fuck everything.

[Laura Robinson @LauraRbnsn]

Do people not realize that miscarriages usually don't happen in a hospital?
That there's no coffins or cremation?
A 13-week fetus is about two inches long. Almost every miscarriage I've ever heard of was over a toilet. There's not much else to do.

[David Sirota @davidsirota]

Today's media apocalypse makes it a good day for everyone to watch this 1998 SNL animation that Robert Smigel and Adam McKay managed to get on national TV once, before it was yanked off the air forever.

[Jennifer Clark Estes @JenniferCEstes]

So, what ARE we funding now?

[Jennifer Clark Estes @JenniferCEstes]

Blue made a new friend today. She was a little sad after friend finished their snack so she had to beg them to stay. “Come back!” @dog_rates #TikTok https://t.co/RgkNfDREJv

[Jennifer Clark Estes @JenniferCEstes]

i still don't know who this dude is 🤷‍♀️

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

-chose to be on snl
-snaps a pic of his private jet “escaping nyc”
-doesn’t thank the cast and background workers that put the show together for him

hell yeah that’s my real salt of the earth american baby

[Saint Anselm Football 🏈 #BCM @STAHawksFB]

Happy Birthday to senior running back Cooper Estes (@cooperestes22)! 🎉🏈 #BCM

[Jennifer Clark Estes @JenniferCEstes]

it's crazy bc 8 billion people? it's almost like someone could give everyone a billion dollars and cure everything. and, like, have money left over? What a world.

[zeliha ❄️ @eiternalbina]

omg that's too many, some of y'all need to go

[Jennifer Clark Estes @JenniferCEstes]

@spill_a @CoachJoeAdam @STAHawksFB Austin, you are a gem. I am so thrilled to have seen you thrive on and off the field all these years! I can't wait to read your next chapter! ❤️ Estes momma