The year is 2080. Paul Goldschmidt is 93 years old. He's still starting every night for the Yankees despite being signed in March as an insurance policy. He's still delivering two hits every game. Volpe is also still starting for some reason but that's a separate conversation
Paul Goldschmidt, 38, said the #Yankees bust his chops for being the oldest guy on the team.
Asked Ben Rice for an example.
“I do everything in a very friendly way, but maybe if we’re out to dinner or something, I’ll say, ‘Dad, can we get dessert?'” https://t.co/SgaxG7wDHp