Good Luck, Kid

Hater first, feminist second

[Good Luck, Kid @jenniferhofer]

God gives his worst typos to his favorite tweets

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This is Either a Terrible Mistake or a World Record: A Memoir

[Good Luck, Kid @jenniferhofer]

@keithdunn @JasminKParis An incredible finish

[Good Luck, Kid @jenniferhofer]

With one minute to spare, the first woman to ever complete the Barkley Marathons.
What an incredible race year

[Keith @keithdunn]

Jasmin Paris @JasminKParis finished loop five of the #BM100 in 59:58:21.

[Good Luck, Kid @jenniferhofer]

This is my Roman Empire.

[Keith @keithdunn]

Jasmin Paris @JasminKParis began loop four at 32:27:50. #BM100

[Good Luck, Kid @jenniferhofer]

Do you think my teammates would be cool with naming our boat Mirena?
I think it’s a beautiful name 🥰🥰🥰

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

you got a fast car
i got a plan to get us out of here

[Good Luck, Kid @jenniferhofer]

Petitioning to make Groundhogs Day a federal holiday so my job has to give me the day off

[Momo 🇪🇨 🇵🇸(ROAD TO SERIE B 🩵♥️) @LordMomos4]

Improved live laugh love just dropped

[The Life of a Noah ❤️‍🔥 @noahlevy13]

taylor swift could throw a game winning touchdown pass but patrick mahomes could never write my tears ricochet

[Good Luck, Kid @jenniferhofer]

@leeahamae This is excellent news

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Slut for a walkable city

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Whose with me 🙋‍♀️

[shannon. 🇵🇸 @ohheyitsshanaj]

I don’t believe in dating apps, I’m going to find someone the old fashioned way (ruining my friend group)

[lj 🦦 @ljinthealps]

LGBT actually stands for Let’s Go to Burlington Together

[Good Luck, Kid @jenniferhofer]

Still riding a high from 2019 when a British man told me my lemon loaf reminded him of his childhood.

[Adam Johnson @adamjohnsonCHI]

How quickly the line went from “we are not targeting journalists” to “of course we are targeting journalists but they’re Hamas partisans”. As quickly as “we don’t target hospitals” becomes “there’s a Hamas tunnel under the hospital”—a nonstop game of propaganda whack a mole.

[☾⋆｡°✩ @askforthesecret]

the lord giveth and the lord taketh away

[Good Luck, Kid @jenniferhofer]

And on the same night as the NWSL finals?? Check on your gays. They will not be okay

[boygenius @xboygeniusx]

live on saturday night

[Mt. St. Helens @MtStHelensWA]

I’ll show those bitches…

[trash jones @jzux]

“the US can afford another war” no sweetie we have war at home

[Good Luck, Kid @jenniferhofer]

Pretty sure the universe is telling me to move to Minnesota right now and IDK how I feel about it