Jennifer M Dean

Wild woman; handler needed. Inquire within.

[Jennifer M Dean @JenniferMDean]

I will make it rain candy on any "October Surprise" costume this Halloween; that's some bipartisan horror. #hillarysemail #snatchingsnatch

[Jennifer M Dean @JenniferMDean]

If my neighbor ever needs a second job, she'd make a killing as a foley girl for sex sounds. #everydamnmorning #imjelly #forrealtho

[Jennifer M Dean @JenniferMDean]

@thenormalschool is into #visualessays

[The Normal School @thenormalschool]

Normal School online eds prepping for #AWP15!

[Jennifer M Dean @JenniferMDean]

Sun dress - shoes = instant pajamas.

[Jennifer M Dean @JenniferMDean]

Lara's theme is still my favorite lullaby. #middaynap #classtilten #meetingsmeetingsmeetings

[Jennifer M Dean @JenniferMDean]

"These white men with their... fucking...haircuts."@randajarrar

[Jennifer M Dean @JenniferMDean]

Just had to unfollow @businessinsider because their content was too often depressingly sexist and overtly classist.#failedsocialexperiment

[Jennifer M Dean @JenniferMDean]

Holy hell. I think I just wrote a poem (draft). #itsbeentoolong #poetry

[Jennifer M Dean @JenniferMDean]

Can't tell if this dude is spouting poetry, talking on blue tooth, or just bonko-nuts.#BusAdventures

[Jennifer M Dean @JenniferMDean]

How to summon the bus or conjure an announcement that your table is ready: light a smoke, take a drag, swear on the exhale.

[Jennifer M Dean @JenniferMDean]

Jersey sheets = my new favorite thing.

[Jennifer M Dean @JenniferMDean]

I can't tell if these guys are really this funny or if I'm just THAT thrilled to get a real heater in the new place. #whatev #funnyguys

[Jennifer M Dean @JenniferMDean]

Of course I WOULD go to the artisan coffee shop on the morning when I don't have time to wait five minutes for a drop coffee.

[Jennifer M Dean @JenniferMDean]

Deposit: paid; PG&E appointment:made; completed packing: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLZ

[Jennifer M Dean @JenniferMDean]

Yesterday was my birthday. Today is my recovery day. 29 already looks fine.

[Jennifer M Dean @JenniferMDean]

Insense, bubble bath, and a hot toddy. Fridays are the best.

[Jennifer M Dean @JenniferMDean]

The best breakfast is the train home breakfast. #trainsplanesautombiles http://t.co/dDl8t0TZz8

[Jennifer M Dean @JenniferMDean]

Motherly, but not a mother.

[Jennifer M Dean @JenniferMDean]

Boarded my American Airlines flight an hour ago. Still at the gate.