Jennifer North

I'm a country girl, disillusioned with most things, but fighting the struggle every day. Faith, Family & Country are the things I'm most thankful for.

[lisaknows @lisaknows429]

I got to join Gary again last night at the last minute to do his podcast!

Go watch the episode if you haven’t already!

[Deez Nutz @DeezNut09629267]

@paramounttactcl Yep.

[Jennifer North @JenniferNorth67]

Hey everyone! Dipping my toe back in the X-twitter waters again after 5yrs away. It got too toxic on here back then but maybe the new leadership has changed things? Will see. Good to catch up with you guys again.😊

[Jennifer North @JenniferNorth67]

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[Leah Remini @LeahRemini]

Regardless of where you stand on today’s events, this is where we are.

I am thinking of and praying for the Iranian people who have endured so much for so long, for civilians across the region who have lived under the weight of war and its constant threat for too long, and for our brave U.S. troops and service members.

[🇺🇸 Jake Hilton 🇮🇱 @TheDemSlayer]

Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

When the Boogeyman goes to bed, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity—twice.

When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up—he's pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on—he turns the dark off.

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone.

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead—it's just afraid to move.

Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.

Fear of spiders is called arachnophobia. Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are now known as giraffes.

Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Chuck Norris doesn't play hide and seek. He plays hide and pray I don't find you.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry.

Aliens are real. They're just afraid to come to Earth because Chuck Norris lives here.

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest with his eyes closed.

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful it can be seen from space by the naked eye.

Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in three moves.

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycle Bin.

Chuck Norris can clap with one hand.

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

Chuck Norris doesn't age—he levels up.

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with real cards.

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can start a fire with an ice cube.

Chuck Norris doesn't do refunds. You do.

Chuck Norris can microwave popcorn by staring at it.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Chuck Norris doesn't vacuum. He scares the dirt away.

Chuck Norris can hear sign language over the phone.

Chuck Norris doesn't spell-check. Words conform to him.

Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.

Chuck Norris can parallel park in two moves.

Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. Locations report to him.

Chuck Norris doesn't need sleep—he recharges by staring at the sun.

Chuck Norris doesn't need food. Food needs Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't need a belt. Gravity submits to him.

Chuck Norris can make a campfire with wet wood and attitude.

Chuck Norris doesn't need a parachute. Gravity is afraid to pull him down.

Chuck Norris doesn't need Wi-Fi. The internet connects to him.

Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube by staring at it.

Chuck Norris doesn't need a map. Maps need Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen. Oxygen needs Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can make a mime talk.

Chuck Norris can make a ghost haunt itself.

Chuck Norris doesn't need a mirror. Mirrors reflect what he allows.

Chuck Norris can make lightning ask for permission.

Chuck Norris doesn't need a shadow. Shadows follow him.

Chuck Norris doesn't need luck. Luck needs Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick the future into the past.

Chuck Norris doesn't tell jokes. Jokes tell Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

👊🏻 RIP, Absolute Legend!

[Paramount Tactical - Gary Melton @paramounttactcl]

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[Jennifer North @JenniferNorth67]

@catsnkittys I have a crooked jaw too! It doesn't stop me from living life either. #goodforher 😻

[Jennifer North @JenniferNorth67]

@greggutfeld @DanaPerino @TheFiveFNC OMG! It was great! Dana you would've handled it as well as Jessie did. I'm SO GLAD Greg said pee and not piss!!! LMAO🤣

[Jennifer North @JenniferNorth67]

@johnnydollar @TheFive @greggutfeld This made my day!! It even got mentioned on @BretBaier @SpecialReport #NotableQuotables !! #DOPE

[Jennifer North @JenniferNorth67]

This made my day!! LMAO

[johnny dollar @johnnydollar]

A crazy ‘One More Thing’ on @TheFive starts with @greggutfeld singing ‘I’ve Got to Pee…'

[Jennifer North @JenniferNorth67]

@JoeBarrowJr @TulsiGabbard @joerogan #RIGHTON

[Jennifer North @JenniferNorth67]

@Humza343 @TulsiGabbard @joerogan No. Here's a space without #groupthink and "everyone's a racist" mantras. Ppl who can handle diffs of opinion like adults. #unityplease #freespeech #respectforothers

[Jennifer North @JenniferNorth67]

@TulsiGabbard @joerogan #yourockgirl👍

[Tulsi Gabbard 🌺 @TulsiGabbard]

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[Jennifer North @JenniferNorth67]

@chkn_mn @shannonleetweed I'm surprised to hear this considering how tragic cutting off #KeystoneXLPipeline is going to be for both Canada & America. I feel so bad for the ppl who basically lost their jobs yesterday, not to mention much higher gas & electric prices for the rest of us! #lookatthefacts

[Jennifer North @JenniferNorth67]

@scarlet_psychic @shannonleetweed We need a strong leader to protect us from our enemies, not someone who is overly emotional, weak & a big pushover. I just hope he has a very strong team of advisors behind him who know what they're doing and can protect this country. Thank God you'd never see Kamala bawl!😢

[Jennifer North @JenniferNorth67]

@shannonleetweed Were we watching the same thing? I saw a military presence that made you think it was North Korea. It was only celebrities and VIPs. No American ppl in the National Mall to welcome it. It was more like an entertainment variety show than a presidential inauguration. #pathetic 🤢

[Jennifer North @JenniferNorth67]

I used to be proud of our country's customs and ceremonial traditions but they made such a mockery out of #Inauguration2021 that watching the "highlights" is making me physically ill.🤢 #celebritiesandvipsonly #moredivision #cheapshots more riots 2. 😔Can't we have #unityplease