Jennifer Orinfu

These are my opinions. Not necessarily shared by reasonable-minded people nor my benevolent corporate overlords. In addition I LOVE hats!

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Candice Swanepoel (Photo Gallery) - Must See! - http://t.co/4tea3TaZA0

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10 Most Fascinating Castles in the World - http://t.co/yBxmeIvwrU

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Tough times create tough people.

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NO. My tweet is not about you. Get over yourself.

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Do you love hiding electrical outlets? Well an exciting career in hotel design might be just what you're looking for!

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Standup comedy is challenging because you have to succeed at competitively describing how unsuccessful you are in life.

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Look at me now, look at me now, I'm getting paper. - Fax Machine

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Watched The Little Mermaid with my girl last night & realized that Aerial could be on an episode of Hoarders. : /

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"Success is nothing more than a few simple disciplines, practiced every day." - Jim Rohn

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10 Shocking Vintage Ads That Would Be Banned Today - http://t.co/WX3HmiKTGP

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I wish corn would teach other foods how to explode into a different food that's 10 times better.

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The second Pop-Tart exists solely to hammer home the self-loathing initiated by the first Pop-Tart.

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All I want is to not want anything.

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Yes, there's plenty more fish in the sea, but you're my Nemo.

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current emotion: i need money

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The first rule of procrastination club is: Google some weird shit then take a nap.

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Silence is a profound melody, for those who can hear it above all the noise.

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I listen to the first 30-45 seconds of a butt dial like I'm an FBI agent in a surveillance van.

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10 Shocking Vintage Ads That Would Be Banned Today - http://t.co/WX3HmiKTGP

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70% of our planet is covered in water, the other 30% is covered in idiots