Jennifer

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[Jennifer @JenniferOrtman]

I tend to forget that I have a tattoo... But I always seem to look down and see it when I need to be reminded..

[Jennifer @JenniferOrtman]

Well, I’m getting a boob job on May 7th. 😬😏
Donations would be greatly appreciated. 😉
Cash App: $JenniferLynne3

[Jennifer @JenniferOrtman]

Between making sure I don’t drop them off at daycare too early but early enough that I can make it to work on time and also making sure I get home in time to pick them up before 5 is tough, especially since my days at work are so unpredictable.
You go mommas!

[Jennifer @JenniferOrtman]

Man. I give mad props to all the single mommas out there doing it all completely on their own.. Aus has been gone since Thursday for work, so it’s just been me and the kids. This shit is hard.

[Jennifer @JenniferOrtman]

I can literally feel my mental health deteriorating.. For no reason at all.. My life is so good. Why the fuck am I like this.

[Jennifer @JenniferOrtman]

Can someone please teach me how to do makeup? Mostly my eyebrows? I hate them and don’t know how to make them look good..

[Jennifer @JenniferOrtman]

If anyone is working at the Minnesota State Fair food parade thing... Feel free to bring me some food. I’m working on Como and Snelling right outside the fairgrounds. 😅😫

[Jennifer @JenniferOrtman]

So the Chiefs and the Raiders play in Vegas at the Raiders new stadium the same time Aus and I are going to be there... I want to go to this game so bad.

[Jennifer @JenniferOrtman]

Me: Aus.. I want to get my nipples pierced....
Aus: That would be like stapling a piece of paper.
Thanks dickhead.... 🙄😂

[Jennifer @JenniferOrtman]

@chaleena_ @SaraUnderwood A complete smoke show. 🤤😏

[Jennifer @JenniferOrtman]

Today Aus told me I look like @SaraUnderwood and holy shit.. that is like the biggest compliment ever. Because she is a freaking goddess. 🖤🤤

[Jennifer @JenniferOrtman]

@chaleena_ I told my mom that I’m getting a new tattoo soon and she about lost her shit.. 😂🙄 She was trying to tell me I’m not allowed to get anymore. 😂

[Jennifer @JenniferOrtman]

Dude. Being a full time step mom is fucking hard. I love these kids more than anything.. But holy shit do they test me a lot.

[Jennifer @JenniferOrtman]

2015 ➖ 2020
Fuck I wish my hair was still that long. 😭

[Jennifer @JenniferOrtman]

@chaleena_ Ooooh! 😍 I wanna see what you’re getting!

[Jennifer @JenniferOrtman]

Can someone please draw me up a tattoo design that I have in mind? I’d be willing to pay. 🥺

[Jennifer @JenniferOrtman]

Weekends go by way to fast... I need a vacation... Only 117 more days til Vegas!

[Jennifer @JenniferOrtman]

If we do end up having an actual wedding. I will be wearing a black dress. 🤷🏼‍♀️🖤

[Jennifer @JenniferOrtman]

Aus and I booked a trip to Vegas in November. Don’t be surprised if we come back eloped. 😂🖤

[Jennifer @JenniferOrtman]

I told the crew I’ve been working with for weeks now that I’ve never been to the strip club and they go.. Well, you’re with the right crew then! We’ll take ya! 😂😂😂

[LB 🦆 @_tyler_o5]

Just finished tiger king. All I can say is what the fuck