Just so you know...
I make dumb racist, sexist,homophobic, religious conservatives mad so I can document how they act.
Then, my friends and I make money laughing at you.
Thanks for the content.
@yesnicksearcy@JenniferSEESyou@TheFilmMaestro I’ve accomplished quite a bit and my Dad will kick your ass five days from Sunday you fucking pathetic piece of shit. Everyone in Hollywood hates you for a reason.
@monsterhunter45 I'm living rent free in your head and making you waste your time.... just like you waste ours.
LOOK at you! LOOK how much time and energy you spent on this!
You come here on X and argue bullshit. I just did it back to waste your time that you can never get back.
@monsterhunter45@CombatSleeping@albo_alt@yesnicksearcy@TheFilmMaestro The fact that you are spending time writing and responding to this shows you are part of the problem. "Daddy, why doesn't your family have enough money? "
"Well, because I spend my writing bullshit and arguing with strangers on the internet."
YOU are a failure.
@monsterhunter45 If you ever wanted to know what it would feel like if a Baen author and a gun catalog had a baby and raised it exclusively on energy drinks and Reddit arguments, congratulations. You’ve discovered Larry Correia’s bibliography.
@monsterhunter45 Larry Correia solved the “literary fiction is pretentious” problem by swinging so hard in the opposite direction that his sentences occasionally trip over their own bootlaces and land face-first in another detailed description of a custom 1911.
@monsterhunter45 Later Monster Hunter books feel like Correia got bored of the premise but kept writing anyway because the checks cleared. The action is still there. The joy left the building three books ago and is currently filing a restraining order.
@monsterhunter45 Your books are the literary equivalent of a truck commercial: big, loud, American, and convinced that anyone who doesn’t like it is a soy-drinking elitist who has never held a real tool in their life.
@monsterhunter45 Correia’s idea of subtlety is a werewolf getting thrown through a window while the narrator explains why hollow points are superior for supernatural soft tissue. It’s not storytelling. It’s a range report with fangs.
@monsterhunter45 The man can make a vampire battle feel like a product manual for suppressors. “And then I chambered a round in my customized Remington 870 with the extended magazine tube and the ghost-ring sights because realism, motherfucker.”
@monsterhunter45 Reading a Correia fight scene is like watching someone describe every single frame of a Michael Bay explosion in real time. You keep waiting for the story to resume. It never does. There’s just more ammo.
@monsterhunter45 Correia’s heroes are all the same guy: big, competent, secretly special, surrounded by quirky sidekicks, and somehow the only one who sees through the government’s bullshit. It’s not a character. It’s a lifestyle brand with a body count.
@monsterhunter45 Monster Hunter Intl is what happens when an accountant with a gun fetish and a Lovecraft phase decides the only thing missing from urban fantasy is a 40-page shopping list of firearms and a protagonist who could bench-press a Buick while monologuing about the 2nd Amendment
Nathan C. Brindle is a high-output indie SF/fantasy author whose writing is competent enough for a niche audience of like-minded readers, but it is deeply flawed by digressiveness, amateurish self-indulgence, tell-heavy exposition, and a persistent failure to prune.