Jennifer Keys, Esq.

Woo Pig Sooie 🐗

[Arkansas Football 🐗 @RazorbackFB]

It is a brand new ballgame

[Bobby Petrino @CoachBPetrino]

It’s you and me 15. Proud to be coming home. Now let’s bring the Hogs a Championship!! 🐗 #WooPig

[Christina Cress @CressNC]

Y’all, this federal judge for the Eastern District of North Carolina was my criminal law professor in law school. I can’t breathe I’m laughing so hard.

[Eric Musselman @EricPMusselman]

❤️ @trevonbrazile2

[Jennifer Keys, Esq. @Jennifer_Keys_]

My boss: “so you got your presentation for our lunch meeting today ready”

Me: “yeah, I just need to refresh a little bit”

Boss: “oh 😂 I was kidding”

Co-Associate: “nope. I learned in law school you can’t kid with Jenn about being over prepared she’ll win every time”

🤷🏼‍♀️😂💁🏼‍♀️

[Jennifer Keys, Esq. @Jennifer_Keys_]

Had without a doubt the worst day of my career thus far today, and my two best friends and my mom aren’t texting me back. I’m doing no sugar till Thanksgiving, so I can’t even lean on ice cream or chocolate. I’m distressed. I loathe being an adult.

[Jennifer Keys, Esq. @Jennifer_Keys_]

Win or lose, GO HOGS OR GO HOME. @ University of Arkansas https://t.co/7U4DCwCKbc

[Jennifer Keys, Esq. @Jennifer_Keys_]

It’s a little soul crushing when you get to work and it hasn’t even been 10 hours since you left

[Jennifer Keys, Esq. @Jennifer_Keys_]

It’s a rock?

[Jennifer Keys, Esq. @Jennifer_Keys_]

Nothing makes me more unnecessarily angry than people who play audio on full volume from their phone in public spaces. It is the year 2022, please locate some headphones to watch tik toks at the airport.

[Jennifer Keys, Esq. @Jennifer_Keys_]

New one: *talking about Arkansas* guy who’s not in the conversation: “I drove through there once. Arkansas’s a shithole.” Etc etc. start talking about hiking. *Show him a picture of Hawksbill Crag* “it’s a rock?”

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

would love to be a healthy well-rested person but unfortunately I am committed to staying up extremely late and complaining about being tired

[SEC Mike @MichaelWBratton]

Sam Pittman is a national treasure

[Jennifer Keys, Esq. @Jennifer_Keys_]

When the Hogs and the Cards win on the same day

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

So yeah, voting matters.

[Jennifer Keys, Esq. @Jennifer_Keys_]

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[M 🍓 @babyariees]

I wanna go on late night walks but i’m a girl