🐎 horse majeure 🐎

Saw Scholar - she/her

[🐎 horse majeure 🐎 @JenniferzBodyy]

You either die a Stellaluna or live long enough to see yourself become a Strega Nona.

[🐎 horse majeure 🐎 @JenniferzBodyy]

If i was ever in the room with a Haim I’d drop my high school graduation year within 4 minutes

[🐎 horse majeure 🐎 @JenniferzBodyy]

I actually think I’m very special and interesting and should be famous to a small sector of dorky millennials but I can’t TALK about that right now I’m too busy throwing up IPAs and wearing dirty socks to my lawyer job.

[🐎 horse majeure 🐎 @JenniferzBodyy]

Saw the HAIMs with Taylor Swift at the Knicks and the thing is, I’m actually younger than ALL of them

[🐎 horse majeure 🐎 @JenniferzBodyy]

@hiddenreylo /: dang…

[🐎 horse majeure 🐎 @JenniferzBodyy]

How to become CW Nancy Drew influencer account salary $150k/yr no AI

[Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch]

The word “but” has two incredibly significant entries in queer culture.
- But I’m a Cheerleader
- BUT he's gay I mean he's gay excuse me he's blind

[🐎 horse majeure 🐎 @JenniferzBodyy]

This is what I’m like in court

[ACERVO @AcervoCharts]

Candidata ao Miss Grand Tailândia viraliza por dançar de forma considerada deselegante.

[🐎 horse majeure 🐎 @JenniferzBodyy]

Feeling younger than the HAIMs today

[🐎 horse majeure 🐎 @JenniferzBodyy]

Nobody’s doing it like me

[🐎 horse majeure 🐎 @JenniferzBodyy]

Do you guys think they’ll play Yes or Yes by TWICE this morning at church

[🐎 horse majeure 🐎 @JenniferzBodyy]

If you call yourself a personality hire but you don’t walk into your office job and ask a man in his 60s if your outfit “makes [you] look like [you] can dance…” honey readjust your self-perception

[🐎 horse majeure 🐎 @JenniferzBodyy]

@sbodrojan CornChip Ritter (NOT cornflake)

[🐎 horse majeure 🐎 @JenniferzBodyy]

@sbodrojan Cool tweet, long time fan, first time caller - more a comment then a question but remember at the Am**** Th***** when someone called Boyhood “12 Years a Boy”

[🐎 horse majeure 🐎 @JenniferzBodyy]

@JYPETWICE PLEASE SAY GO BIRDS TONIGHT PLEASE IT WILL HEAL ME

[🐎 horse majeure 🐎 @JenniferzBodyy]

How do I become a @RumChata influencer - got the whole bar doing chata shots last night and they sold out of the stuff

[🐎 horse majeure 🐎 @JenniferzBodyy]

@sbodrojan Build the Cullen house bitch

[🐎 horse majeure 🐎 @JenniferzBodyy]

Unfortunately my favorite celebrity did things far worse than whatever is documented in the Epst**n files and those things are called Hillbilly Elegy, Nightbitch, Disenchanted, Dear Evan Hanson, and The Woman in the Window

[🐎 horse majeure 🐎 @JenniferzBodyy]

Don’t talk to me until I’ve dunned my kruger

[🐎 horse majeure 🐎 @JenniferzBodyy]

.@JYPETWICE please say Go Birds when you come to Philadelphia, it will mean so much to this beautiful city.

[🐎 horse majeure 🐎 @JenniferzBodyy]

If anyone is seeing this I want all of my friends and family to do a flash mob of Joyful Joyful as performed in Sister Act 2 for my birthday next year and I’m not kidding someone start a doodle poll and get rehearsing