JT

Story teller. Style seeker. Luxury lover. Globetrotter. Aspiring home cook. Skilled mixologist. Green juice connoisseur. Outspoken American. NYC dweller.

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@MacFarlaneNews A CUSIP number?! Wtf. Her case is a security instrument? Holy Moses.

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@JasonKirell Red state conservatives love to hate blue states and “socialism…” until they realize “socialism” and blue state tax revenue covers the red state tax deficits… Maybe we could just keep our tax money and they could fend for themselves and lift themselves up by the bootstraps. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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@Rachel_Sennott Also NYC. Why are you taking pics without consent? Let people live. 🙄

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Yes. Sir. Please stop in the middle of the sidewalk. 🙄

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SERIOUSLY. @OverheardUES @realoverheardny two men standing on corner of 72 and 5th- one pats the other on the back (no masks) - “well, good to see you! Hope you’re still not infectious!”

#wtf #thisnightmarewillneverend #COVID19

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What the fuck are people smoking on the upper east side tonight?! Some douchebag in a @MercedesBenz GLC AMG nearly ran me over doing 70mph on 64th St- only to get stuck at a red light (💁🏻‍♀️😈) and then this ass clown nearly takes me out…yes, that’s a motorcycle on the sidewalk…

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@brianatheroux @DrLucasBly @deadsandsushi No, wasn’t thinking of that. Although I’m less likely to go back for seconds if that’s not the byproduct!

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@brianatheroux @DrLucasBly @deadsandsushi Ah. I hadn’t realized it wasn’t universal. My (incorrect) assumption was that my lack of attachment was in spite of the release of oxytocin, not because I might not be releasing it. I’ve been unattached when the sex has been awful as well as amazing, so… 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤣🤣🤣

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@deadsandsushi @brianatheroux @DrLucasBly I think men need to believe this. They need the validation that women attach from sex alone. If he’s not a provider and protector, forget it.

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@brianatheroux @DrLucasBly @deadsandsushi Oxytocin (which is what I was referring to) is a normal byproduct of sex. Women who are comfortable with sex and their sexuality - I would think - are less likely to “attach” from sex and oxytocin alone. ☺️

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@ThatEricAlper About Last Night. I was 6 or 7 and my friend’s babysitter made us cover our eyes during the sex scenes. 🤦🏻‍♀️ Probably not a great idea to show a movie to children based on a Mamet play called “Sexual Perversity in Chicago.”

I saw Pretty Woman at a birthday party when I was 10. 😳

[JT @JenninNYC]

@such_hockey_wow @AITA_reddit I used to batch cook for me and a coworker because I love to cook, it was one less thing for her to worry about (she had kids/went to night school), and it made things less expensive for me because we split the costs. However, it was never “mandatory” & it was win/win for both!

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@such_hockey_wow @AITA_reddit Is he paying this chef lady for costs and labor?! This is wild to me that this guy is perfectly fine with this situation and doesn’t see himself imposing on anyone in anyway. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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Nothing more utterly #Pennsylvania than stopping into a @WeisMarkets wearing a @penn_state T-shirt. ☺️

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@Anocksoonamoon I’m embarrassed that I can probably guess the episode from this tweet alone.

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To be fair, I ran into him at 1 of my regular hangouts. Running into celebrities in NYC is the norm. Where I went wrong was slinging my arm around him like we were old buddies, and interrupted him and his wife.

Moral of the story: don’t touch strangers. Even if they’re famous.

[JT @JenninNYC]

One of my college roommates was cousins w/ one of them and she may or may not have had a cardboard cutout of them she decorated according to the holiday…😬🤣 I also may or may not have explained this to @NickLachey whilst very, very drunk in New York (It was awkward).

[chris evans @chris_notcapn]

Suddenly I feel so old 😩😆

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@Man_Overseas @deadsandsushi @itsmedevclev Those are some weird ass things to say to your boyfriend.

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@Heather97Ag @BadMedicalTakes

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@KellyAuCoin77 One step away from the return of the back alley abortion.