Jennizzle

🇲🇽 • Baddie from the Valley • Arizona State Alumni 😈

[you aint got no job tommy! @AceRedBand1t]

Why the fuck I gotta pay for some shit I’m not using??

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Dear concert venues…

We’d actually like to keep our paper tickets so we can have them as souvenirs.

Sincerely, everyone ✨

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

Hotel ACs are the McDonalds sprite of air conditioning

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Being nose blind to your own house smell is one of my biggest fears.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

How fast your job expects you to eat on your 30 min lunch break

[miia @miiagarro]

the world contains protons, neutrons, electrons and fucking morons

[Lyth ♠️ @Lytherian]

We should talk about William Dafoe Green Goblin the way we talk about Heath Ledgers Joker. A generational performance

[TJ @amazingatheist]

"WHAT IF YOU HAD BEEN ABORTED?"

Then I wouldn't exist and wouldn't care.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

100% of abortions are 0% of your fucking business.

[w. ✨️🏒 @chanvndler]

off campus is so so so much better when you don't watch it with this weird ass mindset that one couple has to be better than the other and just enjoy the show for ALL the amazing characters and relationships/friendships

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

I feel like crocs should be like $15

[Liz 🏒 @garrettwellsy44]

I'm gonna be honest with you guys... I have watched this show 6 times already and I'm just noticing the other boys in the shot... I just saw Garrett..

[Zion @zionszzn]

I hate a 4 way stop cus everybody stupid

[a. @andaslore]

i’m so serious when i say that for season 2, prime video needs to keep dropping all the off campus episodes at once. this is not the kind of show that needs weekly discourse. imagine how much worse it would’ve been if we had to sit through one episode per week.

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

no data center is worth destroying this

[kendall @filmbitten]

i can’t stop thinking about the life she was supposed to live before that loser ruined her future with his selfishness

[John @procdaddy]

Rooting for AI’s downfall

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

That shit is coming to a city near you!

[Relay @RelayTS]

one of the realest quotes ever