Jennifer Liz

the real slim shady

[Jennifer Liz @Jennmadhatter]

It’s getting concerning how many times I’ve listened to “all too well” in the past week

[Jennifer Liz @Jennmadhatter]

Pinegrove - Old Friends (Schuylkill Sessions) https://t.co/zdOMTx2mnz via @YouTube

[Anthony Scaramucci @Scaramucci]

Just a heads up: @realDonaldTrump you may want to turn on the ALL CAPS LOCK. Your tweets are now irrelevant.

[Randy @rannnndyyyy]

@Jennmadhatter

[Jennifer Liz @Jennmadhatter]

waking up to the monthly tornado sirens this morning felt eerily appropriate for today #howisthisallreal

[Complex @Complex]

"THAT'S WHAT I DO!"

Obama from DEEP 🔥

(via @OliviaRaisner)

[. @SuiNeltwork]

hello. this is disneyland’s social media manager. i have been stuck inside of the pirates ride for six months and need help. i have consumed so much of the ride’s water that i have a visible glow.

[Jennifer Liz @Jennmadhatter]

gave some of my humidity loving plants a spa day today and brought them in the shower with me

[coal @coolsandstorm]

lmao - the alt-right are now circulating images of who they believe to be "antifa organizers" that are just the indie rock band The National

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

Here is a gift to white people who insist they know what Martin Luther King Jr. would have said.

A thread

[Jennifer Liz @Jennmadhatter]

Thursday night techno farts

[Jennifer Liz @Jennmadhatter]

knows I have to be at work early but also knows my favorite Netflix show drops it’s final season at 2am. im going to be trash tomorrow

[Jennifer Liz @Jennmadhatter]

still trying to figure out what fish tube is through context clues

[Jennifer Liz @Jennmadhatter]

it’s 2am and I’m laying in bed wishing I stopped to get DP dough

[Jennifer Liz @Jennmadhatter]

last time I was at my parents house my dad comes up from the basement with 2 bottles of wine. I asked if they were for me and he said “nope, but I did grab this for you - way easier than holding a flashlight”

[Jennifer Liz @Jennmadhatter]

now I’m reevaluating everything I’ve been avoiding. Thanks lamp

[Jennifer Liz @Jennmadhatter]

the replacement bulb for my salt lamp has been on my counter for 2 months now. Finally decided to change it today and it took 10 non-aggravating seconds. I’m so happy to have my salt lamp back on

[Jennifer Liz @Jennmadhatter]

Call it a post quarter life crisis but...I think I’m ready to be blonde again

[Jennifer Liz @Jennmadhatter]

Lilo and Stitch is such an under appreciated comedic masterpiece