Jenna

tradwife presenting emo kid

[Jenna @Jennwahh]

I was pulling out my hair the day I caught the deal
Chemically calm
Was I meant to feel happy that my life was just about to change?

[Jenna @Jennwahh]

Hear me out: Greek elote. Yogurt or hummus, lemon, feta, and oregano

[Jenna @Jennwahh]

I have had yet another family member taken by opioids - one of my mom’s childhood besties, taken by the same chemical. At least she isn’t alone now.

Losing 2 truly beloved cousins in one month is brutal. RIP Carol and Missy. Ugh.

[Jenna @Jennwahh]

I freaking love knowing how to cook.
I just threw together up the most unctuous lil bean salad with stuff I had on hand.
Edamame, tomato, red onyo, cilantro, a dollop of greek yogurt, squeeze of lime, +seasonings+MSG.
Top TIER

[Jenna @Jennwahh]

I’ve GOTTA stop staying up til 3am, but I can’t stop 😭

[Jenna @Jennwahh]

WHOOSPY DAISY YOO HOO

[Jenna @Jennwahh]

My husband just thought I was doing a Hawaiian lūʻau dance when I was actually casually Crankin’ dat Soulja Boy and I am pissed tf off fr

[Jenna @Jennwahh]

The hangovers hurt more than they used to
And cornbread and ice tea’s took the place of pills and 90-proof
And it seems like none of us do things quite like we used to do

[Jenna @Jennwahh]

@sanderson1611 The fact you assume single mothers are whores and not perhaps WIDOWS or victims of abuse speaks volumes to your bitterness.
“Pastors” like you have made a ton of atheists. You’re doing a fantastically terrible job of saving people.

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The "why" got me hard

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I made some triple oat cookies (oat flour, whole rolled, steel cut) with cranberries, choc, pecans and THEN MADE ICE CREAM SANDWICHES OUT OF THEM (high fat choc + hazelnut) and it’s one of the best things I’ve put in my mouth istg

[Jenna @Jennwahh]

@officialmcafee Who runs this account? Aren’t you dead???

[Jenna @Jennwahh]

@Asmongold This brings tears to my eyes. I sure love you both. Your dad made me smile every time he called in. Remember that everything you feel right now is the price and evidence of love.

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@MarshaBlackburn @CumberlandU I went to Cumberland. This guy isn’t the only blight on the school. I spoke to the President about another professor making some blood-boiling anti-American comments (i.e. we deserved Pearl Harbor). It was blown off and he still works there.

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It’s funny how when you cook every single meal for yourself you end up being deficient in things like SALT and having mega chest pains from electrolyte imbalance lmao

[Jenna @Jennwahh]

Last night I had a nightmare where I was on the phone for part of it.
I half came-to with my vape in my hand HOLDING IT TO MY EAR like it was a phone. 😭
Embarrassing smh.

[Jenna @Jennwahh]

Yeah it’s 2:23am on a Thursday but it’s my Saturday so stfu

[Jenna @Jennwahh]

Made a bloody Mary with leftover scratch-vindaloo marinade and it was honestly the best I’ve ever had. The fresh ginger/Kashmiri chili combo had me ascending. Could bottle it and sell it EASILY

[Sam Hyde 🇺🇸 @wigger]

@NMS_SpellChcek Asmongold Aeron Gamer Overclocked Indian Toilet Seat Edition Dendi Navi Fatality Edition Halo Chair from Target by Moist Critikal