Jenny

choose joy. seek adventure. love Jesus.

[Jenny @Jenny4874]

Me: New Jersey? Armpit of America. Expensive, trashy, aggressive drivers

Me outside of NJ: JOISEY is the best freakin state. We have beaches, farms, mountains and cities. I don’t pump my own gas. I know what real pizza and bagels are. Snooki is my best friend. I invented diners.

[Steven Goldstein @RabbiStevenG]

I never pump my own gas. I eat the best bagels in the country and the best pizza in the world outside of Italy. And I’m surrounded by people from every jewel of diversity who judge others by the content of their character. I’m from New Jersey.

[Nikita @nikitadumptruck]

They don’t make men like this anymore

[Jenny @Jenny4874]

@ashleyyyanne__ say less

[Irene Lahr @IreneLahr]

North Jersey people will understand @NJGov

[giocki @giocki]

"ur so chill" thanks all i do is listen to music and overthink

[Governor Phil Murphy @GovMurphy]

Stay in your lane, Ned.

[Jenny @Jenny4874]

y’all remember hugs?

[Jenny @Jenny4874]

unbelievable

[i$aac 🌧 @Izzzaac_lc]

me when i say acetaminophen instead of tylenol

[american horror torie @likelystorie_]

oh to be a wine-drunk elephant trespassing with my 13 besties and passing out in a garden

[mark anthony @kharizma]

day 21 in quarantine:

[Kristen Brancaccio @kristensreality]

they're playing in the empty toilet paper aisle i'm scREAMING
credit to @BonnievonDuyke #ShipsGoingDown #RMSToiletPaper #covid19

[Dr Liam Hackett MBE @LiamHALI]

The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.

[New Jersey Memes @newjerseymemes]

guaranteed to help you find a date (in new jersey)

[Jenny @Jenny4874]

having no hair is nice bc if I find hair in my food I can generally be quite sure that it’s not mine

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Having purple hair is nice bc if I find hair in my food I can generally be quite sure about whether it’s mine or not

[conan gray @conangray]

i want to cry but my tearducts just informed me that i have no emotions