Jennifer Christine

What can I say, my life story needs to be published somewhere, so why not here? :)

[Janet Evanovich @janetevanovich]

⏰ The countdown has begun… Stephanie Plum returns in SPLIT SECOND on November 10, 2026. Stay tuned for sneak peeks, giveaways, and more. Ready for the next twist? Who’s excited?

[Jennifer Christine @JennyJenn5]

I wish my therapist was an on call therapist. Someone I could call up whenever I had a problem and could ask for guidance and advice on how to get through the problem in real time. Instead I have to sit and stew with this issue until I see her in November....😮‍💨 Ugh.

[Jennifer Christine @JennyJenn5]

Me: ugh! The annual fraud,waste, and abuse training is going on I hate that. Wouldn't be so bad if not for the test they give you.
Coworker: yeah but if you fail, you can retake it an unlimited amount of times!
My boss: I'm going to pretend I didn't just hear you say that....lol

[Janet Evanovich @janetevanovich]

Stephanie Plum is on vacation. This fall belongs to Gabriela Rose! THE KING'S RANSOM is on sale November 11th!

[Jennifer Christine @JennyJenn5]

Note to self: licking knives is bad. Doesn't matter if it has tasty food on it. Bad. Choice! Now my poor tongue is injured 😭

[Jennifer Christine @JennyJenn5]

Me: That dirty rotten pharmacist TRICKED me into talking to her about my meds and diagnosis!
Mom: yep
Me: that it! I'm telling Jackie! (My psychiatrist) I'm going to write her another email!
Mom: Jennifer you leave her alone! Your diagnosis is showing!
Me: I have the ANXIETY 😭

[Jennifer Christine @JennyJenn5]

@CTimm_Cox

[Jennifer Christine @JennyJenn5]

Coworker: Hey, can I ask you a question?
Me: Sure, go for it.
C: *asks question*
Me: oh man, that's a tough one. I think you need SME approval for that. I'd go get SME backing for that.
C: But YOU'RE a SME now..
Me: oh shit! You're right..well then go ask a SME that's not me lol

[Jennifer Christine @JennyJenn5]

We need a K-Pop Demon Hunters video game! I would SO buy that! ❤️😍 #Netflix #KPOPDEMONHUNTERS

[Atria Books @AtriaBooks]

A deal this good doesn’t come around often! Stock up on @janetevanovich eBooks for only $2.99 each. Offer ends August 31st! What’s on your wishlist?

[Jennifer Christine @JennyJenn5]

@CTimm_Cox

[Janet Evanovich @janetevanovich]

🚨 Mega eBook Deal Alert! 🚨
Holes in your ebook collection? A bunch of my books for are only $2.99 this month on Kindle Unlimited! 😎 (AND you can read the first chapter of THE KING’S RANSOM before it comes out in November!)

[Jennifer Christine @JennyJenn5]

@CTimm_Cox

[Jennifer Christine @JennyJenn5]

Mayo Clinic gets you to schedule appointments with them by spamming and annoying the shit out of you. I've told them time and time again that I don't WANT a check up, but they just won't leave me alone! So now I'm considering getting one just to get them to GO. AWAY! 😮‍💨

[Jennifer Christine @JennyJenn5]

@CTimm_Cox Four Stepbrothers and I. Just finished it today. It made me very uncomfortable lol I'm not into the whole "daddy dom" thing. Like they were her daddies both in AND out of the bedroom. It was a lot lol

[Jennifer Christine @JennyJenn5]

This book is making me very uncomfortable....lol but I'm already 78% in. It's too late to quit now! I'm on this train until the uncomfortable end lol

[Jennifer Christine @JennyJenn5]

When you're really enjoying your book, really into it and loving the characters and then suddenly the MMC says "I'm going to be your Daddy and take care of you." Noooooooo!! 😭 Please nooooo!!! Don't ruin this for me! That's not my kink!

[Jennifer Christine @JennyJenn5]

I am SO beyond frustrated with Prudent Pet. Just send me my damn check so I can cancel you already!😠

[Jennifer Christine @JennyJenn5]

I shouldn't be allowed to have my phone at night. I managed to get my credit card cancelled (to be replaced) because #anxiety and too much time on my hands! I'm SO embarrassed! 🫣

[Jennifer Christine @JennyJenn5]

Teaser Post🌴Stranded ❤️‍🩹
Desert Island Duet - Book One
[https://t.co/wF3E1Hxjf5](https://t.co/wF3E1Hxjf5)
It's a hurt/comfort, contemporary duet.
🌴Reverse Harem
🌊Hurt/Comfort
🌴Broken/Abused FMC
🌊Reverse Tarzan vibes
🌴She’s been stranded
🌊Contemporary Duet
🌴Protective Men