Jenny Symons

If rhythm is a dancer, I'm an inspirational speaker

[Jenny Symons @JennySymons1]

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[Jenny Symons @JennySymons1]

What currency do they use in outer space? Starbucks. #wittywednesday #outtathisWORLD #BANKonalaugh #BREWtifuljoke #goldSTARthisweek

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Why do bees have sticky hairs? Because they use honeycombs!
#wittywednesday #thatsWASPimtalkingabout #BEEhive #itsaKEEPER
#makingmyCOMBback

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What lies in a pram and wobbles? A jelly baby. #wittywednesday #ROLLonextweek #SWEETjoke #SMALLjokebiglaugh
#bellyJIGGLINGjokes

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What did the cow say when the farmer milked him? How DAIRY. #highSTEAKS
#CHEESYjokes #UDDERLYbrilliant #MOOchasGRASSiasforthelaughs

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What do you call two robbers? A pair of knickers! #wittywednesday #BLOOMingfunny
#CRIMINALLYgood #STEALalaugh #DIRTYjokes

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Why were the mountains laughing? Because they are
hill-areas!#wittywednesday #HIGHbrowjokes #TRAILoflaughter #DOWNHILLfromhere #doiEVEREST

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What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? SHAKESPEAR! #wittywednesday #onPOINT #THROWINGitoutthere #bestintheFIELD #cantWRITEthis

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What do you get if you cross a fish and two elephants? Swimming trunks! #wittywednesday #IVORYhappywiththat #SPLASHing #NEVERFORGETagoodjoke #hooklineandsinker

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What is the loudest pet you can get? A trumpet #wittywednesday #hittingtherightNOTE #PITCHperfect #laughingoutLOUD #FLAToutfunny

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@Elliottheyden Hahaha do NOT show Ellie.

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Do you know where the first french fries were cooked? Greece! #wittywednesday #WORLDclass #youBUTTERlaugh #aPEELINGjokes

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Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? Because it ran out of juice. #wittywednesday #CONCENTRATEonthis #PEELINGthisone #ORANGEyoulaughing #JUICEperfect

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Why don’t teddy bears ever finish their picnic lunch? Because they are stuffed. #wittywednesday #givingitmyBEARYbest #TABLEShaveturned #FULLoflaughter #KOALAfiedtotelljokes

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What do you call a man with cat scratches on his head? Claude #wittyWednesday #CLAWsome #PURRiliantjokes #PAWsitivelygood #checkMEOWt

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Why is Dracula more creative at night? Because he thinks outside the box. #wittywednesday #CONTAINyourlaughter #noSUCKYjokeshere #BLOODYfunny #APOSITIVEjoke

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Why is your nose in the middle of your face? Because it’s the scenter. #wittywednesday #SNOTunfunny #whoNOSESificandobetter #BLOWINGitoutthepark #dontSNIFFatthat

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What do you call your mum’s angry French sister? A croissaunt. #wittywednesday #noFLAKEYjokes #cest rilliant #CHEWonthat #CREPEemcoming

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Did you hear what happened to the Mexican magician? He disappeared without a tres. #wittywednesday
#MEXcellant #yourTEQULLINGme #FIESTAonthat

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What DJ name did the printer use? Paper Jam! #wittywednesday #FLAToutbrillint #PITCHplease #takeNOTE #JAMMING