Jenny syrup

Die-hard Astros fan, raised in the Dome. Classically-trained singer. Champion ear wiggler.

[Jenny syrup @JennySyrup]

@groundhopper_fc Oh no!! I’m so sorry. 😭

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My people. ❤️ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[The Herald @heraldscotland]

The Boston Globe has dedicated a full page in today's edition to the Tartan Army 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇺🇸

The letter in Boston's largest newspaper reads: "Dear Tartan Army,

"You came for the World Cup, but gave us something more.

"For a week, you turned train stations into singalongs, Fenway into a football ground, and an ordinary June into something we'll be talking about for years.

"Boston has hosted championships, parades, and celebrations of every kind. But we've never hosted guests quite like you all.

"Thank you for the laughter, the bagpipes and the memories. The World Cup will move on. So will the songs, but we'll never forget the joy you brought to our city."

𝘐𝘯 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 @SPARScotland

𝘐𝘔𝘈𝘎𝘌: 𝘕𝘦𝘸𝘴𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵

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@japan_nobunaga In Houston we call this “indoor winter.” 😊

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@danielle_lerner @usatodaysports I’m so glad the storms held off long enough for this!

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@AstrosFansUK @jakedc6 @MLBEurope @astros @AstrosGrande @SLSpaceCowboys @AstrosFuture @JuliaMorales @WillKunkelV YAY!!!!!!!

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Tarp’s off at Daikin. The Swedes and Dutch have joined in. I LOVE THE WORLD CUP!

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Lisa Pierre. Best national anthem! Let’s go, ‘Stros!

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@LUFC1992_v2 Welcome to Texas!! We’re glad you’re here!

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Me and @GarrettPopcorn

[Ajit Pai @AjitPai]

It’s all downhill from here, kid! 🍿

[Emanuel Quiñones @EQuinones6310]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America!
The greatest country on earth.

[Jenny syrup @JennySyrup]

@JohnBenedeck @CWSOmaha @NCAABaseball We were at Wrigley a few weeks ago, and you were rocking out on some Mozart and Gershwin. We were most impressed!

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@japan_nobunaga I think it depends on some variables, such as where you live in the USA and also what your schools offer. I personally studied Spanish but my sister studied French. Living in Texas, I think Spanish is more prevalent because it’s really useful here.

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@japan_nobunaga Same.

[꧁Bobbi꧂ @SaltyBitch_52]

This is the world we deserve. Not the one that the media and politicians use to divide us.

Maybe the most powerful thing about the World Cup isn’t who wins the trophy. It’s millions of people discovering that the stranger they were taught to fear turns out to be a friend they just hadn’t met yet. That’s the kind of thing that restores faith in humanity. ❤️🌎⚽

[Jenny syrup @JennySyrup]

I love my Astros, even when we lose.

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@japan_nobunaga B - Texas

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@FreddyLA7 Welcome to what we Houstonians like to call “Indoor Winter.” 🥶 We’re so glad you are here, though!

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I’m married to someone who’s 6’9”. That ain’t fun to fly with, so I’m choosing someone short. But Altuve is in the same row as Yordan. I’ll just catch the next flight. 😂

[Houston Astros @astros]

Pick a seat y'all!

#ChaseTheFight x @united

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

YORDAN GRAND SLAM 💥

(via @astros)

[Jenny syrup @JennySyrup]

Our perfect record at Wrigley stands. *when games start on time.