@b4dchan See, this is a self-own because obviously there would be third-world countries if you're so good at building and mainting your society that you rise to a never-before seen first-world country.
By comparison, every other country would be seen as shitholes.
what if I put a fake live bug (maybe robotic) up my nose, and then in front of a coworker have it "accidentally" drop onto the table and as it fake-squirms and wriggles I frantically grab it and put it back up my nostril.
The hope is to make them think I'm secretly hiding bugs