LADIES: If you ever feel unsafe or threatened by a man and you see me in public, PLEASE come up to me, give me a hug and whisper to me that you don’t feel safe. I will suddenly become your bestest friend if it means you make it out unharmed/alive.
PSA: I’m aware I’m tall you don’t need to tell me. Also random dudes that like to make jokes we’ll see who’s laughing when my kids are dunking on yours in the 7th grade
In Shrek, Shrek grabs a frog, blows it up like a balloon and IT FLOATS.
Does this mean Shrek has the ability to exhale pure helium? What other secrets lie within his fascinating anatomy?
Hi, I'm Neil DeGrasse Tyson and I am fucking baaaaaked.