Jennuwine

Phattest ass north of the 60th parallel

[Jennuwine @Jennypenny902]

@AuroraIntel @WestJet They also managed to turn a 4.5hr flight into a 6.5hr one by making us sit on the tarmac for 2 hours. Never again, never @WestJet 🥴

[Made In Canada @MadelnCanada]

Americans: I use miles and pounds

Europeans: I use kilometres and kilograms

Canadians: [snorting a line of assorted measuring systems] I'm 5'8, I weigh 150lbs, horses weigh 1000kgs, my house is an hour away and I drive 80 km/h to get there, I need a cup of flour and 1L of milk

[Saltwater Sean @SaltwaterSean]

I made a meme…

[John Lyon @JohnLyonTweets]

I don’t want kids, but I do want grandkids. Hoping science finds a way.

[Jennuwine @Jennypenny902]

@RBC what the actual hell. I book a flight through the avion rewards plan, had to cancel due to family emergency, and now to rebook and use the credit I have to pay $225 in fees? For a $461 credit? It's not even worth it, what a scam you guys are running

[ally 🦋✨🎧⸆⸉ @ally_sheehan]

this was an easter egg because every song on 1989 taylor’s version will bop to the top

[Crash Test Meg, Head Advice Crone @MegNumbers]

What I’m learning from Barbie and the Taylor Swift tour is that women want to get dressed up and go places and have fun and men are invited but if they’re going to be a drag they can stay home, and that makes some men VERY angry.

[erika @yeeeerika]

we all got a little Barbie in us (the microplastics)

[trash jones @jzux]

only children are so funny. you’re telling me you just hung around the house with two grownups all the time? like a little businessman?

[Jennuwine @Jennypenny902]

@KelliDPowers @Cynner691 @HarleyT98387309 Its bad that your kid isn't getting comprehensive health education.... Idk why you're proud 🤔

Idk if keeping her in the dark is the best choice but ignorant moms are into keeping the next gen of women just as ignorant I guess 🤷‍♀️

[Craig Baird - Canadian History Ehx @CraigBaird]

It is #PrideMonth and this is the story of Michelle Douglas, who legally challenged the LGBTQ discriminatory policies in the Canadian Armed Forces.

Michelle Douglas was born in Ottawa in 1963 & after studying law, she joined the Canadian Forces in 1986.

🧵1/5

[Craig Baird - Canadian History Ehx @CraigBaird]

Each province and territory in Canada, represented by a Muppet who lives there. Generated by AI.

1. British Columbia

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

Does anyone know of a good website where I can get a shirt and then also two emails every day for the rest of my life?

[Nadia Detriment @nadia_detriment]

On our first day in the new office, we saw a scantily clad lady posing in her window across the street. It's been a month, and I keep looking over every day to see if I can catch another glimpse.
I think this is the closest to being a 14yo boy I'll ever be.

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

probably not a great sign that "greed" has now tied with "the largest accidental manmade explosion in human history levelling every building in an 800-metre radius in seconds" as the leading cause of homelessness in the history of Halifax

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

A List of Things People Blamed on Women

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[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

they should invent something other than time that heals all wounds

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

pillow princess but not in a sexual way, i just rlly like to sleep

[Years Progress @YearsProgress]

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