Jennifer🦋

MOM 💕

[Jennifer🦋 @Jennysblunt]

taking care of the baby while my man cleans >>

[Codie Sanchez @Codie_Sanchez]

Life without HR at your company.

[Magee Clegg @mageeclegg]

One of the strangest things about America 🇺🇸…

You meet people making $300k/year who are anxious, exhausted, medicated, and can barely sleep at night.

Then you go to Mexico 🇲🇽…

and see some guy running a small restaurant, barely breaking even…

but he’s laughing with friends, drinking mezcal at lunch, hugging customers, and sleeps perfectly fine at night.

[dracojeremy @jeremyb___]

simple thoughtfulness like this can never happen where i’m from

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you've calculated the amount of sleep you're gonna get but you can't fall asleep so it's getting lower

[Five Times August @FiveTimesAugust]

The Epstein case is so bad the government gave you a war, a new virus, and aliens to keep you distracted from it. Sit with that as long as you need.

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

me in a public place analyzing everyone's behavior

[Jay 💫 @Jayyakamii]

I love when Black people say “there go your friend” and you look up and it’s somebody you hate 😂😂😂

[✰🧃 @AddictKE_]

He has taken lives,
He has saved lives,
He's now searching for new lives.

[Jack @FuneralDrinker]

Just ate some bacon from Dollar Tree and now my neck won’t turn

[moose 🐦‍🔥 @usermooseontwt]

two unskippable ads

[Maira @maira4yo]

gestures that make you more elegant and feminine

[‏ً @itsnwts]

So you admit that men's greatest fear is being treated like they’ve treated women? wow

[Maia @maiamindel]

kim kardashian failing the bar exam so many times that she gives up on being a lawyer is making me realize the american bar association might just be one of like three remaining institutions in the us that won't just roll over and give the exorbitantly wealthy whatever they want

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

Weekends are for having fun...
- Me: 😩

[Arkan Almasri 🇵🇸 @AlmasriHaifa]

Guess who survived three years of genocide and got the highest mark on the internal medicine exam in medical school in Gaza?

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Somebody on TikTok said “why do I have to pay $75 to be in a run club.. what would y’all do if I just came and started running with y’all? Y’all are in public”
LMAOOO

[Jasmine('s boobs hurt) @Ranting_Trans]

I know his cousins probably fucking hate him

[1ofnone @EVSTHWRLD]

She landed at midnight, no food or beverage was setup prior to. She was just supposed to eat dick and balls to cure the hunger?