Jenn Golden

☮•❤️• Chicago

[Jenn Golden @JennzGold]

It’s been 23 years since it’s debut and I just learned that the girl’s solo in Teenage Dirtbag is sung by the front man of @wheatus. I am unwell.

[Jenn Golden @JennzGold]

@AirCanada this is a new one — forgetting to take the previous flight’s passengers’ luggage off the plane in Athens?? Flight had to go back to the gate to get it taken off. I hope we make our connection in Toronto!

[Jenn Golden @JennzGold]

@AirCanada this is a new one — leaving the previous flight’s passengers’ luggage on the plane before leaving Athens?? I hope we make our connection to Chicago!

[Jenn Golden @JennzGold]

True love is when you’ve found too many amazing finds at @marshalls during your solo shopping trip to bring everything into the dressing room so your husband makes a special trip to the store to babysit your cart ❤️

[Jenn Golden @JennzGold]

Fun times at the salad bar today…

@WholeFoods salad dressing: 1
@lululemon everywhere belt bag: 0

😑

[Jenn Golden @JennzGold]

That time when I was casually on the couch next to my husband as he watched #TheLastOfUsHBO Episode 3 and accidentally witnessed the greatest moment in television history. #BillAndFrankForever

[Jenn Golden @JennzGold]

How have 13 years gone by?! I created this account right after college graduation from the living room of the apartment I was living in during my summer internship in LA. Another world. #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Jenn Golden @JennzGold]

@Orioles @cedmull30 @dan_sinclair look at our man Aaron representin’!!

[Jenn Golden @JennzGold]

Congratulations, @Bucks!! The prophecy has been realized #BucksInSix

[Jenn Golden @JennzGold]

Thank you to @paramountplus for reuniting me with my first ever favorite show: Ren & Stimpy!! #imissthe90s

[Jenn Golden @JennzGold]

Trump is giving me some major Jafar at the end of Aladdin vibes right now. Just waiting for him to get zapped into his little lamp and tossed into the cave of wonders (i.e., prison).

[Jenn Golden @JennzGold]

My favorite moment from this year’s Thanksgiving is when my grandpa quizzed my boyfriend about the quality of Wisconsin’s produce.

[Jenn Golden @JennzGold]

I’m still at the office. Lolz. 😭

[Jenn Golden @JennzGold]

Thank you, @LettuceEats for the GOAT menu trifecta (@HUB51, @ilporcellinochi, and @ramensanchi) experience last night!! Brought some light into these dark days! #chicagofood

[Jenn Golden @JennzGold]

Slingo!! Is 1995 dating myself?

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Without dating yourself what’s the earliest Internet memory that you have?

[Jenn Golden @JennzGold]

Have you ever had a negative credit card bill? Me neither. First time for everything thanks to all my COVID refunds!

[Jenn Golden @JennzGold]

So excited for my takeout Doc B’s, cake, wine, and @netflix #epicfriday

[Jenn Golden @JennzGold]

Started my very first job out of law school seven years ago today on 3/13/13. I cannot believe how time has flown and how much has changed!

[Jenn Golden @JennzGold]

I have a feeling a whole lot of force majeure clauses are going to be coming into effect right about now...

[Jenn Golden @JennzGold]

Someone was playing Eye of the Tiger out of the speakers of their phone on the streets of the Loop and that is the kind of energy I need today.