Jennifer Newheiser

I'm a marketing guru who loves TV shows, movies, my dogs, and the Cowboys. And I really wish Seattle was sunnier.

[Jennifer Newheiser @JensRandomNews]

@gmail starting at 6am PT all of my promotional emails started going to my primary folder - what's happening? I was not awake to change anything 😂, and 5am PT emails were still going to promo folder.

[Jennifer Newheiser @JensRandomNews]

@James_Holzhauer was that you at @PacSci today? I was one of probably many awkwardly staring at you 😂. Hope you enjoyed it!

[Jennifer Newheiser @JensRandomNews]

@flySEA What’s happening with the lockdown?

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@nytimes we really need to talk about the definition of “breaking news alert” - this is not urgent or important for the everyday American

[Jennifer Newheiser @JensRandomNews]

@thePROclub I see you advertising to try to drive members - I would recommend adding responding to membership inquiry emails to your list before spending money on advertising. I was interested, but no one replied to answer any of my questions about tennis so I joined elsewhere.

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@Anthropologie this scotch and soda jacket on your website is completely misrepresented - it is actually lime green!! I attempted to contact customer service through text to get a return label without paying $6 and got disconnected 6 times. Please help!

[Jennifer Newheiser @JensRandomNews]

@elonmusk It's also one of the hardest - it took us ages to get an appt to get a repair done in Seattle. Once we finally did, they made a mistake and then we had to wait another 2 weeks before they could correct it. You need more or bigger service centers.

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@Cinemark I'm having an issue with checking out on your site - I select seats and add them to the cart and when I checkout it says nothing is in my cart. Happening on web and downloaded the app and it's also happening there.

[Jennifer Newheiser @JensRandomNews]

@ted_baker @ted_bakerUSA your US website seems down and there’s no comms about it? Need to make a return for an incorrectly advertised item and can’t access anything.

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@Sunbasketmeals it is illegal to require users to login before they can unsubscribe from a marketing email. i've reported you to the FTC as you need to change your unsubscribe flow.

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@wsdot_traffic what is happening on I-90 west between lakemont snd 405??

[Jennifer Newheiser @JensRandomNews]

@PacSci it would be nice if in the future when the Laser Dome stops working you’d post about in on your socials or anywhere on your website so people don’t drive there just to learn it’s broken.

[Jennifer Newheiser @JensRandomNews]

@CruiseNorwegian you guys gotta work on your tech - just booked a cruise, can't see it on the website and just keep getting an error page and never received an order confirmation email. not a great look!

[Jennifer Newheiser @JensRandomNews]

@opopopco $20 for standard shipping on an order of refill popcorn???? Great way to kill your business. Guess I will throw the popper away.

[Jennifer Newheiser @JensRandomNews]

Hey @SMU - a good way not to get donations is to send mail addressed to my husband when I am the SMU alum.

[Jennifer Newheiser @JensRandomNews]

@BarillaUS @Deb_Cosmo505 THIS IS SO DISAPPOINTING!!! It was the best jar pasta sauce by a mile!! Please send me a giant box of whatever heritage marinara you have left in the warehouse - I’ll pay!!! Lol

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@alper @GergelyOrosz @matthieuPerrine Alex Schultz is a VP that manages all of marketing, analytics, sales, etc. He has a VP who manages all marketing reporting into him (Denise). She has a VP that manages all of Facebook marketing - from brand to product to ads. It’s not that crazy.

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@GergelyOrosz As an employee I think I’d prefer to have 1-2 days notice so you don’t just wake up and learn you lost your job with no warning, and instead you process it before you learn a bit.

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@kyliebytes Facebook clearly has the best UI for it - easy comment replies, can post whatever you want, audience already there.

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@mattyglesias I paid $3/pound at a Fred Meyer (PNW Kroger) in Seatttle