Jensen Kim

My life is a joke

[2009 Alex Rodriguez @LeBronCenaOrton]

December 1st:

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watching people deep fry turkeys on tik tok is my new favorite thing about thanksgiving

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@kmelt52 the fact that you’re one of the smartest people i know and you couldn’t give me an answer validates me. hope you’re doing well, sorry that i said that your penis was a vestigial organ 6 years ago in biology 😂

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the difference in pronunciation of kansas and arkansas. riddle me that one

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If Ryden played COD, he'd be the guy to cry about me using shotguns #PS4share

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Ryden is the type of guy to have some samples at costco and leave the trash in the cart @ryden_a

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Hardcore = getting 2 tapped in the back :( #PS4share

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Flex #PS4share

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Oh fyi i finally learned how to upload clips from my playstation. stay tuned & i’ll teach you how to play COD

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pUt Ur ShOtGuN aWay. OnLy ViRgIns uSe ShOtGuNS. #PS4share

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DO WE CALL THEM PETS BECAUSE WE PET THEM? OR DO WE PET THEM BECAUSE THEYRE CALLED PETS?

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humans give names to pets, do pets give names to humans? 🤔🤯😧

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after that first clock was made, how did they know what time to set it to? 🤔🤯😧

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how does an eraser work? like where does the word go? 🤔🤯😧

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34+35=69 🤯 @ArianaGrande

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@ryden_a

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@jaydon_arakawa @ryden_a you win. i can’t beat that

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remember what i used to rap battle @ryden_a on twitter? lol hands he would catch it, ride with me you know i stay lit. it’s been a minute since we ripped it, but come again you know i’m bout this 🤧🤫

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@ryden_a 💤💤💤

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@HaleyKodama I can’t stand pilot Pete & his mom. They are the worst