Jeremiah Jenson

I'm not sarcastic. Not at all, not even a little bit. Also, I like running.

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@MountainRoche @walmsleyruns Beast! Go Jim Go!

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@MountainRoche @walmsleyruns Is there tracking available?

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Dear TV people. #Homeland showed us all how it’s done. What. An. Ending.

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

If you had to sacrifice one NFL team to end Coronavirus right now...who would it be, and why the Cowboys?

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Drove a car today. That was weird.

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So after another month of March on Monday and Tuesday; then we start the year of April. I think that's how this works.

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@Blazeorange Do you even eyeliner if you don't tattoo it real dark?

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Dear Oklahoma:
How many tiger cubs will my stimulus check buy? I’d like to start a “zoo.”
Sincerely,
JJ

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@bsquaredtx Conference calls after dinner are my new normal. 😉

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Anyone have a good excuse for a husband that *MAY* have said "I'll get to it when I have time?" Asking for me. #ShelterAtHome

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@jensope You are correct. This is about saving lives.

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I’ve lost track. Is this s day 10 or 4,328 of quarantine?

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@KristenRBeatty @carriejessica @SandyAdam @ChrisKimCloud @thelaurenklein Pure gold.

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Local. Let's do this.

[Billy Yang @BillyYang]

Please support your favorite local restaurant tomorrow 🙏🏼🙏🏼

#TheGreatAmericanTakeout

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It's time like this that I am most grateful for #TheOcho

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This also works with pints of ice cream.

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@CGunner74 'Merica

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@BillyYang We actually don't deserve nature. And it's great that we have it.

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@ajoneswilkins https://t.co/8DXRGmkyMp

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@ajoneswilkins In Italy, only one person per household is allowed to leave and only for approved activities (grocery, doctor, etc). You have to have a government form. Can be fined if you break the rules.