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24 | #GGMU #LH44

[JensonSnowy_ @JensonSnowy_]

What a fucking time to be alive, 2026 is gonna be a beautiful year!

#AmorimOut wooooo

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester United sack Ruben Amorim as head coach. 40yo Portuguese informed of decision & goes with immediate effect after 14 months following breakdown in relations. Darren Fletcher expected to take over #MUFC on interim basis @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/kEAu5Wv8F7

[Mehedi Hassan @MHassanFootball]

US Soccer, no need for a long term replacement, you can hire Pochettino back in a year.

[UtdDistrict @UtdDistrict]

💰🤦‍♂️ | #mufc will have spent over £100m on hiring and firing managers since SAF if Mauricio Pochettino is hired.

[@TelegraphDucker]

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

2024: INEOS interview Pochettino and decide he’s not good enough for the United job.

2026: INEOS appoint Pochettino as United manager.

They genuinely haven’t got a clue what they’re doing… 😭

[JensonSnowy_ @JensonSnowy_]

@TheUnitedWay26 Are we really going to be this moronic?
Changing manager doesn’t fix anything.
Poch will come in, we’ll start well and he’ll be sacked by next Christmas.Not to mention he’s a serial loser, Conte should’ve been the answer but we put up with pathetic mediocre decisions and performa

[JensonSnowy_ @JensonSnowy_]

Poch is not better than Conte but okay.

[Kurt🥷🏾 @VIVARONALDOOO__]

Didn't think he was possible to get, but he's better than all the available others. Big club experience, PL experience, attacking football, teams known for high-intensity, coaches a great press, gets buy-in from dressing room. 7 years too late but this is a United coded gaffer.

[Paddy - Attacking Football @PaddyKeoghAF]

Poch finished 3rd in a 2 horse race and people think he'll work miracles with us.

There's a reason he's managing America for fuck sake.

[Out of Context Football Manager @nocontextfm1]

When I accidentally attend a press conference on Football Manager instead of sending my assistant

[JensonSnowy_ @JensonSnowy_]

Carrick out

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Michael Carrick: “I like Dalot, what he brings to the team”.

“Diogo gives absolutely everything. He plays in different positions, plays at left back... he cares an awful lot and he's giving everything. I like what he brings to the team, to the group”.

[JensonSnowy_ @JensonSnowy_]

You didn’t do your bit though.

You are all muppets, stop going to games. Stop purchasing merchandise.

[Saeed TV @SaeedTV_]

I did my bit. Unfortunately fans don’t care enough. Glazers OUT INEOS OUT!

[JensonSnowy_ @JensonSnowy_]

@giggsclass1 Shouldn’t be there at all.

This fan base is the issue not the owners

[Bart @UtdBart]

I don’t like the owners of McDonald’s.

So I’m going to buy a Big Mac, sit down inside one of their restaurants and sing songs about how I don’t like their owners.

That will show them!!!

[JensonSnowy_ @JensonSnowy_]

@s2k_utd @Carrick_Era16 Not a tough pill at all.

But why Gibbs White

[JensonSnowy_ @JensonSnowy_]

“The moronic, delinquent Man Utd fans are making their feelings known”

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

The Manchester United supporters are making their feelings known 🎥

[JensonSnowy_ @JensonSnowy_]

I have Two Terabytes of Step-Sister dressed as a school girl suffocation porn on a hard drive on my computer..
My name is Diogo Dalot and I play for Manchester United, come get me.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: The following porn is illegal to possess or publish in England and Wales from tomorrow:

- Strangulation or suffocation, such as restricting breathing through facesitting or hand over mouth

- Penetrative sex between family members or people pretending to be related (like father and daughter), including step and foster-family scenarios where one person is or appears under 18

- Adults roleplaying as children under 16, such as wearing school uniform

Anyone who currently possesses the content above must delete it before tomorrow or face up to 3 years in prison, or 5 years if they publish it

[UsmaanTalksUtd @UsmaanTalkUTD]

Apparently bringing balloons is going to get the Glazers out. This fanbase is clueless.

[JensonSnowy_ @JensonSnowy_]

@aliciamcfc Just don’t come…

[JensonSnowy_ @JensonSnowy_]

Or just let them fly about. Don’t go the game. Show your real support by boycotting everything.

[Jimmy McBride @jimmymcbride1]

Lots of spare tickets flying about for tomorrow so instead of spending your day on here tweeting about what should happen & who should play etc, get yourself down to Old Trafford & show some actual real support to the team instead of sitting on here wallowing in negativity #UTFR

[JensonSnowy_ @JensonSnowy_]

Avram Glazer & Jim Ratcliffe “oh no not the balloons, we must sell”

[Aaron @aaroncikaya]

Man United could be bottom of the Premier League table by the end of matchday 10. BRING THE BALLOONS.

[Saeed TV @SaeedTV_]

It’s actually laughable how Man Utd fans have accepted these low standards. They’d be riots outside stadiums if a team as big half as big as Man Utd were 18th.