jensyn

EIU. professional third wheel. U.S Army 🇺🇸

[jensyn @JensynMorrisonn]

pls for the love of everything good in this world, BE NICE TO YOUR SERVER. they do not make your food. they do not control how quickly you get your food. they do not make the prices on the menu. DONT BE HATEFUL TO ME.

[Austin Evers @Evers_51]

Imagine if we as a country hired the unemployed in our ocean states to do this. It would bring unemployment down and lead to less people being on welfare, as well as cleaning our oceans.

[jensyn @JensynMorrisonn]

@jthoele20 totally factual 🤷🏻‍♀️

[jensyn @JensynMorrisonn]

the moment I saw my bf, he snubbed me at an LLC party bc he was too cool to talk to me...weird.

[KΛMMY ¢໐งē 💋 @kammycove]

13 year olds now a days smoke weed, drink alcohol, and juul all day.

When I was 13, I had my first love
There was nobody that compared to my baby
And nobody came between us no one could ever come above!

[Peyton @delome10]

Girls be crying over a dude who reads at a 3rd grade reading level. He’s not ignoring your text, he’s sounding it out. Give him a second.

[Catie @ckauffman20]

Multiple choice in high school:
a) not the answer
b) DEFINITELY THE ANSWER
c) not the answer

In college:
a) could be the answer
b) oh this one could be too
c) doubtful, but what if I’m wrong and it is the answer?
d) vague option that could also be right

[jensyn @JensynMorrisonn]

@Colton_McMullen i had to kick you to wake you up my dude, friggen tko

[jensyn @JensynMorrisonn]

dear eiu students,
if you take a whole study room in the library to sit there BY YOURSELF, I HATE YOU.

[The Common Man @tcm97]

Me skipping class when my professor says attendance isn’t mandatory

[jensyn @JensynMorrisonn]

if i had a dollar for every relative that asks me why i don’t have a bf at family gatherings, i’d be one rich bish 🤷🏻‍♀️

[jensyn @JensynMorrisonn]

banger after banger. atta boy @Mike_Stud 🥰

[hey alexa, @AyeJay_15]

Me, waitressing: “Is there anything else I can get for you guys?

Middle aged white man’s brain:
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it

Middle aged white man: “Yeah, a million dollars!”

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i have asked the human. to clear their schedule

[tommy @tommy_nguye]

Migos adding adlibs to Sweet Caroline low key bops 😤

[kenzie schefke @kenzie_schefke]

College as told by The Grinch: a thread

[Coastah Tray 🎢 @traytrayolay]

When your crush that you never said anything to ends up in a relationship.

[jensyn @JensynMorrisonn]

almost sneezing is the worst feeling ever idc who you are