Problems of Jeph

Tweeting you all the problems of Jeph #JephProbz

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I was ahead of my time

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We're out of toilet paper. Send help #andTP

#ApartmentB3Probz

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Running a Dungeons and Dragons one-shot with 10 kids between the ages of 7 and 11 on my family Christmas

Chaotic, I think, is the word to use to describe this

#JephProbz but not totally because I'm introducing a bunch of kids to DnD and they're gonna love it

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I'm just a man picking corn from his teeth

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Where's the dab emoji
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Woke up late, tried to hurry out the door, and twisted my ankle I swear 180 degrees backwards on my way down. I'm gonna die today
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I'm just... Seeing and feeling a lot of love today. It's nice #FridayFeels

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I think more people need to snort when they laugh

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Sticky sticky bathroom floor
Hit your mark, you're 20 not 4

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I forgot what 2 ply toilet paper felt like 😍 #treatyobooty

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Just waiting for the next movie in the Gnomeo and Juliet universe to come out

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Dude I was pissed Noelle didn't post anything about National Boyfriend day but then I realized I'm her fiance not her boyfriend so I guess it's cool
#JephProbz #JephPerks #doubletrouble

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Just drinkin a cuppa joe

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@mrshwiglbiscuit Yeah. Wasn't that good

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Still mad that Mama Mia 2 wasn't titled Papa Pia

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Ivanhoe?
More like IvanNo thank you this book is dense and boring like it has a lot of great potential and fun plot points but just get to the point. I get the gist of it. Hi, SparkNotes, how are you?

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Homework and senior sems and the thought of job searching and wedding planning and 3000 level poetry classes and TA-ing 200 pages of reading per night and staying healthy and doing my treatments and working out and everything is really really stressful #JephProbz

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Might mess around and watch Fifty Shades of Grey while applying the Bechdel test throughout

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The excitement of getting an unexpected package and the disappointment in finding out it's medicine #JephProbz

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@iliektofly

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Does anybody ever just sit up as straight as possible while pooping?
Other than having your feet slightly elevated, what *is* the perfect pooping posture?

[saj @iliektofly]

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