So let me get this straight.
Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.
Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.
Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.
Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.
And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”
Please.
Imagine if a woman president crashed the economy and started a war with no end in sight, and her biggest, seemingly ONLY concern was building a ballroom and redecorating the White House.
The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room.
The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction.
The Health guy collects raccoon dicks.
It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.
watch Markwayne Mullin's facial expression as Rand Paul confronts him for "never having the courage to look me in the eye and tell me that the assault was justified. Today you'll have your chance. Tell it to my face."
HeartGold / SoulSilver might genuinely be the most complete Pokémon games ever made. We got 2 regions, your mon following you, the red battle… the amount of content was insane. Oh and the music. I demand a remastered version.
Rep. Dan Crenshaw was blindsided by a GOP primary loss in Texas House District 2 after being eyed for replacement by Republican challenger Steve Toth.
Crenshaw, a seven-year incumbent, has faced growing criticism from constituents who say he lost sight of their interests. He will leave office on January 3, 2027.
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God dude we’re so fucked just endlessly held hostage but the dumbest motherfucking constituency the world has ever seen known only as the elusive “swing voter”