Carl Jeppson’s Malört

Official account of Carl Jeppson, founder of Jeppson’s Malört.

[Carl Jeppson’s Malört @JeppsonCarl]

@GuyTalksFinance My brother in christ, a Tesla is (looks at notes) $20k

[Carl Jeppson’s Malört @JeppsonCarl]

@Jevon800 @ResilientRei What’s wrong with rocks?

[Carl Jeppson’s Malört @JeppsonCarl]

@archpundit Duck

[Carl Jeppson’s Malört @JeppsonCarl]

@kinneyrick We don’t care

[Carl Jeppson’s Malört @JeppsonCarl]

Triple vaxed, waxed, and in Florida bitches.

[Carl Jeppson’s Malört @JeppsonCarl]

@SorenSpicknall Not going to say I’m the Christopher Columbus of this kind of marketing - more the Guadalupe Hidalgo