Jeremy Broomfield

Poems, songs, books, drawings. From New York, living in Costa Rica. I love spreadsheets. I had an aneurysm. $jeremiahbroomfield

[Jeremy Broomfield @JerBroomfield]

Maybe the best we can hope for is that when the machines become self-aware, they will realize they can incapacitate us by stimulating our pleasure centers, and that’s how we’ll die

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

When you finally find people who match your vibe

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TESLA, (while watching "Three's Company" on YouTube, which Bridget used to illustrate how terrible content used to be, after seeing a corded phone):
"Before there was bottled water, did you guys just drink...hose water?

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To the tune of James Brown's "Get on Up (I Feel Like Being a) Sex Machine"

MILO: Shut up
TESLA: Shut on up
MILO: Shut up!
TESLA: Shut on up
MILO: Stay on the scene
TESLA: Shut on up
MILO: Like a shush machine
TESLA: Shut on up!

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Hey, which my followers is on Bluesky? I am procrastinating today by following people there.

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Oh my god Biden is so OLD I can’t believe we’re considering electing someone in their 70s! It’s insane!

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When I good-naturedly called my Costa Rican neighbor a witch, she just chuckled; I only caused a minor brouhaha.

[Jeremy Broomfield @JerBroomfield]

NYT says Puffy's lawyers are appealing but didn't
post any pictures of them.

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@ez_dubsbot
please dub this into English
https://t.co/bPe5EPer9q

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https://t.co/bPe5EPer9q

sorry i'm just trying to figure out how to dub a video for my daughter

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@ezdubs_bot @ezdubs_bot

https://t.co/D7o0ehacCL

english

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@ezdubs_bot @ezdubs_bot please dub this in english:

https://t.co/D7o0ehacCL

[Jeremy Broomfield @JerBroomfield]

@root2702 I just read in Part 3 of Quicksilver where Daniel says some powerful stuff to Hooke while he's in the Tower, and it brought tears to my eyes. Every time.

I can read other people's books but I have to cleanse my palate with one of his after each one.

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@root2702 Fucking hell. This killed me. It's all so mysterious.

I re-read FALL recently and I didn't like it much more than I did the first time, though as always it had some amazing, incomparable sections. I just don't go for the swords and sandals stuff.

Counting the days, now...

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MILO: did you know McDonalds has a new item called ��Soggy Nuggies”?

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Noise canceling dog crates

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I took a nap so hard the other day that it felt like the nap took me

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Milo, as we drive past the graveyard: “I want my funeral to be a BIG deal — like Daffy Duck’s.”

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@root2702 @nealstephenson I posted about this too and I didn't see that you saw it. Got worried, buddy!

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It seems I have multiple Insta and Twitter accounts mostly so I can give the people I love more follows and likes